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shart cathedral

Not all sharts are the equal. There are minor incident sharts, producing small skidmarks, and then there are major incident sharts, in which one must take immediate precautions to counteract effects on clothing and atmospheric odor. Major sharts produce more than a mere fecal matter 'dusting'; instead, they produce excrement product of the amount and color approximating a half eaten, completely and fully rotten apple, wholly browned and smushed and rubbed into the cotton fabric of some white (preferably heavily worn Fruit of the Loom) cotton underwear. This pair of underwear, in this case, is our Shart Cathedral: it is the vecile of evidence for this most breathtaking shart, evoking almost religious observation and worship.
Dude, that was quite a thunderous wet fart! Did you shart?

I dunno, I better check. I think i did quite a number on my tighty whities.

Dude, don't throw them away. Keep them as your Shart Cathedral.
by Bubber22 May 8, 2017
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sarah seems to be a bitchy person but once you get to know her she is very nice and bubbly person she is extremely tall with brown hair hazel eyes she falls for bruised eyed men.
sarah catherine stafford the grinch/salmon/cheese the not fish
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Anne-Catherine is a loyal person in friendship and love. She is a good audience for the people around her because she loves to laugh! She listens well and she is so kind. Anne-Catherine does not forgive quickly when you did her wrong but, at the end of the day, she never lets down her friends. She always put others before herself.

We all need an Anita in our life.
Damn that Anne-Catherine is a beautiful person
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St. Catherine's

umm well whatever you people think is really screwd up. maybe it is your school that is like that. St.catherines is one of the most acadenically challenging schools around. MAybe you are burning it on urban dictionary because you did not have the brains to get in it. As for the St. Chris guys you are just pissed becuase none of them will go out with you. You can pathetically insult them now but when they have graduated from an ivy league school and you are passing out fries at Mcdonalds then we will see who are the stupid hores.
St. Catherines girls don't go out and party like idiots such as the St.Gertrudes girls because they are not so stupid as to waste thier time getting drunk and making themselves look like idiots.
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Cathleen

A human being and is the mix between a artist and cat a very funny looking thing a Cathleen is and she (its always a she) almost always likes to draw
Cathleen is an artist.
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Shes pretty and a mood, if your friends name is Cathelijne ur lucky to have her.
person 1: She is so pretty
person 2: duhh, its Cathelijne.
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Catherine

Hottest piece of ass on this motherfucking planet. Loves to eat and food and have a good time. Is a prankster gangster and jams out to Say You Won't Let Go .
Whos that bitch over there? Dude that's Catherine everyone is in love with her.
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