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caterpillar

its me,im a caterpillar
oh wow a caterpillar! oh,oh my god it has a gun
by mikan synpath <3 November 8, 2022
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Caterpillar thoughts

Thoughts about caterpillars that a guy had
Caterpillar thoughts:
I’ve been thinking about caterpillars
And the things they don’t know
All they do is eat on leaves and then they gradually grow
When they pop out of their eggs, do they have any clue
What their life will have in store for them and what they will do?
They don’t know where they’re headed
They don’t know where they’re from
And they have absolutely no idea what they will become
These little wormies metamorphosize into something more
But I want to make it clear
This song is not a metaphor
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on
They’re dopey as heck, don’t know why we
Respect something that can’t do long division
Write petitions, or pay with a check
(AND I CAN DO ALL OF THOSE THINGS!)
I just think caterpillars don’t know what’s going on!
I can eat leaves, and I can also climb trees
And I can also conceive of what I’ll be in three years:
A keeper of bees
(A beekeeper!)
I’d like to see a caterpillar do that
by Average nonbinarian November 8, 2022
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Caterpillar Balancing

A strip of soft hair grown above the upper lip of an adolescent man, growth similar that to a moustache, but resembles that of a hairy caterpillar balancing on the upper lip.
Look at his little moustache, it looks more like a Caterpillar Balancing on his top lip.
by Taxi Tango July 13, 2024
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cateporter

Adjective / noun / verb :: an actual ‘cautionary tale’ referring to the saddest version of vile, hot, steaming, liquified human garbage. Not to be confused with any other rotting flesh-like pile. Beyond repulsive, beyond re’pug’nant — and when I refer to PUG… there’s a story there.
Holy fuck balls… you really pulled a #cateporter out yo mothah fuckin’ ass nugget this time … lawyer up buttercup cuz there’s no way no one noticed.
by Truthspeeker@yomommahouse July 21, 2024
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Caterpillaring

The act of cocooning the day before a big social event so that you’re capable of unleashing the full extent of your social butterfly
P1: today has been a bit quiet
P2: that’s needed sometimes. Will mean you have the energy to be a social butterfly tomorrow. You’ve been Caterpillaring.
by goatymcgoatface December 26, 2023
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catsphythesis

Catsphythesis is where one can tell what is going on in a cats mind
My cat meowed twice, according to my catsphythesis he’s happy!
by se.thy November 22, 2023
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CTESPN

Chronic Traumatic Entertainment and Sports Network

Founded by multiple time All-Pro WR and "Whole Lotta Money" rapper Antonio Brown, with the sole intent to report accurately on relevant news within the NFL and wider sporting world

They can be found @CtespnN on Twitter
by GreenTileEnthusiast March 16, 2024
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