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Catfishing

To have one large pubic hair protruding from one's zipper, whether purposely or by accident. The term comes from the long barbels, or whiskers that stick out from the mouths of catfish. While the whiskers of catfish house their taste buds and are used to search for food in murky waters, the act of catfishing will only serve to make you look like a complete slob, oblivious airhead, or creepy perv.
"So I was giving a presentation the other day, and I looked down and realized that I was totally catfishing! I was so embarrassed, so I spent the rest of the time with my back to the audience!"

"I was catfishing at the club last night and at least 3 people noticed!"
by winstysay July 29, 2009
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emotional catfishing

using storys or tramatic events to influence someones sympathy for you so they feel sorry and arnt able to bring up hard to talk about topics because there "life" trama makes it where you dont want to add stress.
emotional catfishing; (internet relationships))) that claim these terrible things happened to them but mostly they probably didn't and they just want there pity, and the other person believes them because they got the short end of the stick and actually have genuine feelings for the lier and would rather believe them than except that they lied
by xxflashtime July 16, 2014
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Catfish

someone who pretends to be a girl online and impersonate other people by using fake pictures. Also, someone who will make excuses not to fulfill the people request such as handwritten name picture, facetime, and mainly are gold diggers through online games. In addition, code name "Marti" aka CatFish.
Damn Marti how did you get all those gears? I catfish people.
DrBlitz, I love you Ashwee but wait, I am a CatFish aka Marti from CA.
by Cat-Fish August 3, 2015
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catfish

This is when someone (usually a woman) creates multiple personas to attract many different kinds of people, including ones of the same or different gender. bisexual straight dirty phishing
Come on now, you shouldn't be catfishing for someone while you're in a sexual relationship. You should already have what you want or need.
by M4V3R1CK508 September 20, 2016
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Catfish

A person of fakeness who has a fake personality. They twist and turn things to cause intensional drama and to bring attention to them selves.
Cassie S. is such a catfish.
by threalestbitch101 January 15, 2017
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Catfish

Some one who pretends to be attractive while in reality Is the complete opposite eg, fat disgusting slob
I met this chick on line but I was being totally catfish
by Layla grace July 21, 2017
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Catfishing

A sexual act when a crazy cat lady inserts a can of tuna into her vagina and let's her cats go to town.
I heard that chick loves being catfished

"Hey Patrice, what are your plans for Valentines Day"
"Just some catfishing with Fluffy"
by Big Deal AU September 17, 2016
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