cannon of worms

A very complicated and troublesome situation that is highly likely to explode in your face.
i.e. a can of worms x 10.

Hey, that situation is a cannon of worms waiting to go off! If I was you I'd take cover.

by B.Rajeef October 16, 2023

sweater cannons

BIG ASS TITIES

she shot me a look with them sweater cannons

by dunder control October 12, 2010

Fart cannon

japanese car with an aftermarket exhaust thats just too damn big for the 78 hp pos civic that it's on. The result is an even shittier honda that not only looks like a pos but also sounds like an actual shart. People (i.e. Retards) do this in an effort to join the import community but instead end up in the ricer community. As a newly adopted ricer, they will rev the fuck out out of their golf cart engine "vtech" at every intersection and floor it once the light hits green if theyre next to a mustang. After the ricer loses to the guy in the mustang (or any other car for that matter) who wasnt even aware in the first place that he was racing and won, the ricer will try to hit up a consversation and ask about the driver's upgrades and how his fart cannon added 50 or even a hundred hp because it sounds louder. Ricers also drive like assholes and cut people off because they think they're racing at every single moment.

Ricer: "bro i just bought a new exhaust."
Dude: "you just bought a fart cannon and now your car sounds like liquid ass for everyone in the neighborhood to hear."
Ricer: "yeah, but now my car goes super fast."
Dude: "no it doesn't, if anything it goes slower."
Ricer: "well now im in the import community and im officially a street racer like paul walker in tokyo drift."
Dude: "no you are not. You're in a group of ricers who cause accidents on the open street. You're in a group of retarded assholes. Why tf am i friends with you."

See also ricer

by Mouth Full of Awesome July 12, 2016

Febreze Cannon

When you're playing the video game Digimon Racing on your Nintendo Game Boy Advance, one of your weapons is the Debris Cannon -- but it really does sound like Febreze Cannon when your digimon driver shouts it out!

I was playing Digimon Racing the other day, and l heard one of my digimon shout, "Febreze Cannon!", so I went and got a can of Febreze Air Effects and studied it to see if I could launch the little fucker at slow cars in my lane and see them douched out in my rear view mirror.

by Telephony December 12, 2016

Gustav Cannon

When you stick a frozen hotdog up your buthole and fart it out.

I’m gonna kidnap you and turn you into a Gustav Cannon.

by Bobby Ugg’s December 1, 2018

Pachelbel Canon

Every cellist's worst nightmare.

Conductor: We're playing Pachelbel Canon for the next concert.

Celli: OH GOD NO

by OperatorRamirez February 9, 2019

Whip canyon

A whip canyon is a game where a guy puts whip cream in a girls butt crack and pussy and uses his penis to fling it out while the girl tries to catch it in her mouth.

Rachael caught all the whip cream in her mouth that Bill flung out of her when they did a whip canyon.

by SmittenNutter December 6, 2019