Calling it for tits

When you are finished with a task.

Johnny finally finished his 40 page research paper. With a big stretch he yelled, "Calling it for Tits!"

by 1905wicked January 7, 2016

Calling the Guard

Calling the Guard occurs when someone says something that questions their sexuality, and can be inferred as a homosexual comment. The Guard can be called at any time, unless the subject claims "no homo." The severity of the comment can be directly correlated with the Loudness of the call (See example).

Example 1 of Calling the Guard: (slightly sus)

Man 1: Nate you lowkey got a nice ass

Nate: Uhhh, Guard?

Example 2: (extremely sus)

Man 1: You best hold on to that soap while you're in the shower Jeremy

Jeremy: GUARD!!!!

by GuardMan69 December 13, 2019

calling your mom at 3am

A demonic ritual to summon the devil and Hideo Kojima

OOH NO GUYS CALLING YOUR MOM AT 3AM OHH NO CAPTAIN JOHN SMITH CAME TO MY HOUSE

by Ccgggyu March 25, 2020

Calvion

Calvion the type of person to be annoying but is very loyal. Be careful though he can dis you for hours, days, maybe even months

Calvion is a major jerk

by dumbddude22 August 26, 2020

Calling the plumber

When anticipation of anal sex is high you prepare the female by filling her douche with x lax to assure you get a good clean piping.

Yo Gary I was about to Go to pound town through the back door but wanted to make sure the porch was cleaned out so I was calling the plumber to get a clean slip and slide

by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021

callientious

the word callientious means to love with all your being. it’s used to describe how in love you are.

tony: my love for her is so strong, i’ll love her forever.
sadie: so it’s a callientious feeling?
tony: exactly that sadie

by iloveeverythingshedoes11 December 22, 2021

calling Itachi

Simply to have sex. Mostly secretly.

What are they doing there?
Maybe calling Itachi

by Midwich Cuckoo December 31, 2021