AFH Calamity

When you get a cramp while you’re taking a number 1

Larry: Dude I went through the AFH Calamity at the movies yesterday!
Porter: When you get a cramp while peeing?!

Larry: Precisely!

by ATG6923 May 5, 2022

Greek Calamine

In french, the phenomenon is only seen in Greece. It's abstract.

Geoffrie: You know the Greek Calamine?
Alecksis: Yes

by The New Jersey Times December 19, 2022

Rocky Mountain Calamari

Deep-fried and battered foreskins.

You want some Rocky Mountain Calamari to go with those Rocky Mountain Oysters?

by pdxsasquatch August 26, 2023

Calabortion

The sudden onset of arousal when one discovers his preferred attraction to the male species, specifically to emo’s and goth’s.

Wow, I was chatting to Jack when he told me he had a sudden calabortion for Luke Keyser.

by WheelerDealer October 26, 2011

caladie

A common name for a tweaker. Is known for being very lazy but a freak in the sheets. A girl with a big ass but no so bright once you get to know her. She loves sex a lot & get wet when she sees oversized cock. Either way she loves to be social & is a great person if you get to know her.

Hey look it's caladie!
Does she do meth man?
Yeah, fucked up huh?
Yehp oh well

by Pornn_Flakes February 4, 2014

Calaia

Wonderful, a bit sassy, may be quite girly, funny, has a lovely personality and someone you can count on. Calaia is quite a rare name so if you know a Calaia stay by her side and she will stay by yours.

Person 1: She is such a Calaia.
Person 2: I know right!

by SkyBlueStarlight101 September 20, 2016

calaboisco

A type of somersault in which the performer texts all their living relatives a mongrungo.

"Did you hear? Jane faked a calaboisco and texted all of her family a mongrungo. ha ha, what a whore!"

by Jhonny "Pitts" Pitts April 20, 2018