Cade Long

Cade Long loves to constantly make jokes, hes blond and loves footy and cricket (Aussie). He doesn't like when you disagree with him and always hurts himself. He tries to fit in as much as he can, he didn't have many friends. He loves to play with his dog and is the always wanking. Cade always has a messed up hamstring and when he gets a girlfriend, he has no idea what to do. Hes retarded. He over reacts alllllll the time and can often be a scooter fag. HEs VERY COCKY

Cade Long: I ran 15 laps around the oval the other day
Brie: SUrreeeE
Cade Long: I did! I swear
Brie: OkkAyyY ThEn

by Cooper Raynor May 27, 2019

Cade

An abbreviation for "Barricade". Usually used in while playing Garry's Mod . You can hear this term in every Zombie Survival server while people generally bitch about how much each others cade sucks.

Your cade sucks ass, you're wasting valuable props.

by Sirham March 31, 2020

Cade

A man who does not love McDonalds. A Wendy's man.

Cade: I am a Wendy's man

by Mrpicklesandco May 20, 2020

Cade Elsey

A man with a big shlong who likes breaking glass and wrapping his shlong in it

I saw an Cade Elsey walk into a club and come out shorter

by No#1 source for Defintions October 23, 2020

Cade Greene

A cade Greene is a very sexy man with a large weeny. If you have a friend with the name cade Greene than you need to cherish them and spend all you time with this very special young man. Not only is he a man with the friends, but he’s also a stud to the lady’s. Girls may describe him as a kid with unlimited rizz, and a lady’s man. He’s got all the muscles and is a great athlete. Cade Greene is fun and charming so he will most likely become an actor.

Guy: hey can I hang with you today?
Guy 2: no way, I’m hanging out with Cade Greene the stud.

Mom: get out of the bathroom!
Cade Greene: shut your mouth I’m taking a diarrhea!

by Pebblesbaby22 September 13, 2023

Cade

Cade is a man who is sweet gentle and kind, and will always give you the last bite. He is self-aware and knows when he needs to apologize, he cares deeply about those close to him, he is a taller man who is both cute and handsome, he is the type to hold open doors for you, to let you wear his clothes with ease, to take you out and not expect for you to pay, he is respectful in every aspect, but he will always be able to hold his own, and make blue by doing anything he needs to.

Cade is such a sweetheart, we went out and he showed up at my house with flowers and chocolates.

by anonymous December 4, 2024

Cade

idk how to explain him we’re not even friends but Cade is just the best I love him idk why he plays basketball he’s nice but mean we do talk sometimes and he bullies me (as a joke I’m pretty sure)? but Cade is just the best idk Cade is very very handsome I love him <33

I seriously don’t know Cade is just very handsome

by jasmin <33 January 22, 2022