certified

1.de-virginitized
2.completed sex-ed(sexual education)
3.approved of not being terrible in bed

"My boyfriend certified me."
"I am certified in sex-ed."
"I think YOU're the one that has to certify ME.

by lindsey June 4, 2003

citified

Someone that moves from a rural or small town into the city & learns how to function in the urban community. Also describes a rural location that gets an urban developement.

She quit associating with her small town friends ever since she became citified. Our town is citified now that we have a McDonalds.

by Zane Edison August 3, 2007

certified munch

Someone who is a slave to the bitches.

Brian is a certified munch

by Phat boy Nelson May 8, 2023

Certified Freak

A prostitute or a woman who possesses the traits of a prostitute.

Yo Wendy is a certified freak! She rode dat dik reverse cowboy!

by HASHITRON September 3, 2016

cantified

The act of becoming dense and slow while still rocking it.

I was so wasted I got all cantified last night when a weird boy offered me gum.

by A fan March 29, 2004

Certified Jackass

A person who consistently acts like a dumbass but thinks of himself as a smartass. A certified Jackass may never be thankful, no matter how nice someone has been to him.

In other words, a Certified Jackass is someone who shows traits of a Jackass on a regular basis.

Person: I left you an a treat on your desk
Certified Jackass: Does that mean you are ass kissing me now?
Person: Great! So instead of thanking, you are going to be a Certified Jackass that you are!

by Smurf with Blue Eye Liner June 16, 2012

crackified

The feeling where something is so shocking or awkward it warrants nervous hysterical laughter. A mix of cracking up whilst being horrified.

Watching Maury the other day and a woman had 100 potential baby fathers....I was crackified.....

by sistrincatalina January 12, 2013