glow cocker

a man who places a glow bracelet around his penis and testicles at festivals in order to be seen at night and to be identified by his friends and fellow glow cockers.

Did you see the glow cockers dancing at the Firewater Lounge last night? I think that's worse than shirt cocking.

by EvilDorkGirl July 1, 2010

wet cracker

A game in which the all male contestants stand around a cracker masturbating vigorously until they ejaculate on it. The last member to ejaculate loses, and has to eat the cracker.

Guys, let's play wet cracker!

Aww, Gross! Billy had to eat the wet cracker.

by dfu January 30, 2004

cankerberry

A word used by spammers to replace "cock" in the subject of an email in a deliberate attempt to throw off your spam filter.

Subject: Mom in lacy nightie succkking my cankerberry

by Alexander Papsmear January 5, 2006

Cracker

A small crispy thing (usually of the square shape) that is a vehicle for salt and your choice of assorted herbs.

He ate a cracker that had salt and basil in it.

by Bluemonster2112 October 14, 2013

santa cracker

a dumbass white chick with bleach blond hair. usually wears flip flops and is overly enthusiastic about christmas.

guy 1: check out that chick buying christmas cards

guy 2: yeah fuckin santa cracker....ITS JULY

by my bed is special October 15, 2008

cracker

A really great band! Led by singer/guitarist David Lowery.

Cracker does songs such as Eurotrash Girl, Low, and One Fine Day.

by ashasdjkkjaakakk September 25, 2007

cackerdown

(v) The act of giving a girl some good ol' cack

Person 1: "Hey see that hot girl over there?"
Person 2: "Oh ya I'd cackerdown."

by cackerdown June 21, 2018