Assassin's Creed

A game for the Xbox 360 and PS3. It is set in the Midieval Times during the Crusades. You play as Altair Ibn-la Ahad: a robe-wearing, sword-swinging acrobatist who's part of a brotherhood called the Assassins. The Assassins' enemy are the Templars, and the two groups quarrel constantly. Altair starts off as a Master Assassin, but soon loses all of his ranks after failing a mission. His new goal in the game is to regain that rank by preforming assassinations, doing missions, etc. There are two sequels. The third installment in the series (Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood) comes out Nov. 16, 2010.

Nothing is true; everything is permitted. -Altair Ibn-la Ahad: Assassin's Creed

by themonkeyonyourback November 3, 2010

John's Creek

It's boring here and JCPD have nothing to do except pull people over in search for marijuana. The Chattahoochee River is the closest thing to "exciting." Also, a lot of spice that fucks kids up because its 'legal' and parents are drug testing them.

Girl: "where are you from?"

Guy: "John's Creek"

Girl: "you got that rich kid suburban stuff don't you"

Guy: "no i just have mids"

Girl: "oh"

by iamnotapothead420 April 10, 2011

creekbird

A very thin, tall, large-beaked, creature capable of producing very catchy musical tunes. Discovered by P.J. Ponie in the wilds of southwestern Ohio.

Gorilla Suit Records recording sensation Creekbird is gooba.

by Plaster Salley June 11, 2006

Chewed cigar

A chewed cigar is an uncircumcised penis.

Anthony and I were getting hot and heavy until I saw he had a chewed cigar. That was deal breaker.

by Killacase77 October 20, 2015

Piss Creek

A luxurious bush found in B1 (Brown Camp) at Reading Festival 2008.

This bush was used by thousands of unhygeninc, mud ridden people, who just wanted a remote, yet satisfying area to do what they do best.

Piss Creek was owned by Tiny Camp (headed by King Thom and his rabid minions)

Piss Creek was also very versatile; sometimes becoming "Shit Creek", "Vomit Creek" and in desperate cases "Cum Creek".

A points system was used as an advertising ploy for Piss Creek, whereby a person could gain 10 points for "twosies" (current record holder is Little Steve with over 120 points).

"Hmm I'm in B1 and I'm at least 5 minutes away from the nearest toilet, but I'm about to PISS MYSELF, what ever shall I do?"

"FEAR NOT! PISS CREEK IS HERE! 10 POINTS FOR TWOSIES"

by James O H October 16, 2008

Appalachian Creek Manatee

(family Trichechidae, genus Trichechus) are large, hybrid land/aquatic, carnivorous mammals sometimes known as creek cows. The Appalachian creek cow lives primarily in the Great smoky mountains national park, gatlinburg, pigeon forge, and Sevierville Tennessee and sightings have been confirmed in a small suburban neighboorhood Hinkle Estates in Tennessee. The creek cow primarily feeds on Golden Corral, Ryans Buffet, Mcdonalds, KFC, and taco bell to help keep the creek cows thick blubbery coat. The creek cow migrates to these regions from unknown locations to breed and to feed on high calorie diets. Creek cows are dangerous and can charge, swaying its massive blubbery turkey neck killing anything in its path just for a something a simple as a beefy crunch burrito or a Mcdouble.

As my friends and I got out of the car to swim in the creek we noticed KFC chicken buckets, burger king wrappers, and empty gallons of chocolate milk containers, we instantly knew an Appalachian creek manatee was close and left the area.

by thisguyfromsomewhere July 12, 2012

spruce creek fly in

A gathering hole for the rich and crazy. Where everyone can afford an airplane but nobody will pay to maintain it. Standard protocol is to buy a Porsche and a matching embroidered hat and make it your life goal to make everybody else pronounce it "porsh-a'. Locally famous characters include a deranged man on a tricycle riding down the runway and a man known for hiding in the bushes and masturbating with a parrot on his shoulder. Rest assured, his net worth is greater than you could make with a time machine and last weeks lottery numbers. Spruce creek is known for lawn workers finding their way into spinning propellers and novice pilots turning rare and expensive aircraft into flaming projectiles. There is always a plethora of past their prime trophy wives walking down the taxi ways headed towards the community bar and restaurant to brag about their 17 year old granddaughters new helicopter. The rest of the community consist of retired airline pilots eager to demonstrate their lack of knowledge involving general aviation.

local pilot lands in ocean after leaving spruce creek fly in

by space captain November 23, 2018