Creweton

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1. Resident of Crewe, Virginia.

2. Often shops at Dollar General for groceries (shrimp included)
3. Eats at; Long John Silvers, Arbys, Subway & Country Chicken ALL in the same gas station, yet is comfortable with the fact that you will never get what you want. They won't have that item available until tomorrow.
4. More than likely is missing either siding, a window, or portion of their roof, possibly all...yet yard is mowed religiously to avoid fines.
5. Knows the Valero Rotisserie chicken is the bomb and not to eat at Hardees after breakfast or is prepared to wait for 45 minutes for their #4
6. Doesn't mind the noise of trains or the outlandish number of police you pass on your way though town.
7.Frequents Big Dogs to scope out local trash. If you have all your teeth, you win.

"Crewetons for life!"

"Crewe, Virginia home of the Crewetons!"

Creweton by Creweton69 June 12, 2013

crepetonite 

Badly prepared pancakes---the kind you don't even went to THINK of eating. Pronounced KRAYP-toh-night.

They hired a new French chef. This guy's cooking is so bad, he's always turning out crepetonite!

crepetonite by pentozali January 14, 2008

creeton 

a creepy, strange person - sometimes a pedophile - most commonly found in orlando, florida.

"Oh my god, did you see that creeton taking pictures of us in line?"

"We gotta ice! - a 30 year old creeton and his five friends are heading our way!!!"

creeton by raqia April 19, 2007

crewton 

A term that originated from GameFAQs' God of War 2 board. It was coined by a troll who went by the handle "alchemy60," and was thought to be a bastardization of the word "cretin."

Since then, the use of the term has spread among many veterans of the God of War community. It is meant to be an insult to the dim-witted members of Gamefaqs--those who point out the obvious, haven't done basic research before asking a question, etc.

Random Crewton: So, did they say anything about Kratos' brother appearing in God of War 3?
Sensible Member (in slightly more polite tone): Non-canon ideas are non-canon, GTFO crewton!

crewton by The Anti-Crewton February 22, 2010