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Crabtree 

1. inordinate over-fascination with oneself; excessive self-love; vanity.
2. extreme preoccupation with and indulgence of one's feelings, desires, etc.; egoistic self-absorption.
3. Slang. a contemptibly naive, fatuous, foolish, or inconsequential person.
4. Psychoanalysis. delusional gratification derived from over-admiration of one's own imagined superior physical abilities, usually this solipsistic self-absorption syndrome is outgrown after adolescence, in rare cases will continue into adulthood.

Synonyms:
1. fool, half-wit; imbecile; dolt, dunce, numskull, solipsist, egomaniac, diva, narcissist.

Origin: named after Michael Crabtree, a wide receiver drafted by the San Francisco 49ers as the 10th pick out of Texas Tech in the 2009 NFL Draft. Despite being offered a 20 million dollar contract, he has become the second-longest NFL rookie holdout in two decades.
The new actor on 'All My Children' was intent on getting paid the same pay as the show's highest paid actress, Susan Lucci. The producers of the long-running soap opera told the actor's agent, "Why is your client trying to be a 'Crabtree?' He is lucky to be given such a great opportunity!"
Crabtree by ZonaCat Hansen September 24, 2009
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crafting table 

The crafting table is the best block in Minecraft. After a cult had started the following of the block it has evolved into an icon of pop culture.
Jimmy: Wanna go fuck a crafting table?
Tom: Sure why the fuck not
crafting table by Djbobhut February 25, 2020

Get on the crafting table 

Want to give head to your homie on the minecraft crafting table
Steve get on the crafting table a ha ha
A misspelling of the word grant usually produced when typing very quickly.
Darn it I typed grant too fast and it came out as crabt
Crabt by bruhlol1224 February 7, 2020

Crapterglow 

A portmanteau of "crap" and "afterglow". Describes the feeling of satisfaction, relief, lightness and inner peace, that one only experiences after taking a massive crap.
Gallant: "Hey, you've been in there a pretty long time. Is everything OK?"

Goofus: "Yeah, I'm cool. Just basking in the crapterglow."
Crapterglow by Senor Fluffington December 3, 2009

crabtrap 

When the recipient of anal sex squeezes his or her sphincter trapping the giver's penis so he cannot pull out easily.
Josh howled when he was caught in Vince's crabtrap.

John smiled; soon he would be crabtrapping Father O'Malley.
crabtrap by danns October 17, 2008

craptapper 

The performer of anal sex; e.g. tappin the crap. The receiver would thus be the craptappee.
Elton John is a piano playin craptapper
craptapper by cornfritter July 22, 2012