space cookie

Don't listen to those other skanks - a space cookie is any baked good with delicious pot in it. Typically a brownie (fudge) or a cookie. Only badasses are allowed to put it in their cereal (milk is allowed).

Man fuck those regular brownies...try some of these!!!

by KillACommyForMommy April 15, 2005

cookie jar

A woman's genitals, namely because fisting her is like reaching into a cookie jar.

Ooh, busted. He got his hands caught in her cookie jar.

by Corban March 5, 2005

Cooking up some bullshit

To think up a lie, normally to tell to your parents, friends, teachers, or anyone you need to lie to.

John- did you hear billy fucked a hooker?
Eric- No way, he's cooking up some bullshit

by Stauder October 19, 2008

choking the chicken

another word for masterbation, flagging the mule, slapping the salami, beating the bisop, wacking off and buttering the corn some people do this alot like Donny

Donny

by G April 11, 2003

cookie check

when your girlfriend or anyone sharing milk and cookies with you pushes your cookie-holding hand out of the way just as you are about to dunk your cookie into the milk in order to dunk their own cookie into milk.

Boyfriend: "Bitch, did you really just cookie check me?"
Girlfriend: "Yeah Bitch, you been cookie checked!"

by MCSGPANY May 2, 2007

Choking the Gobbler

Act of fellatio.

How did the secretary get to go on that fancy vacation? Choking the gobbler! Ask the boss! She was Choking my Tony's gobbler just last week!

by sheenium February 20, 2009

cockinyawn

While a person is in the act of yawning, you vigorusly move your arm in a jacking off motion into their mouth, as if your giving a cumshot. Also remember the word Joffing.

Chris- "Dude you better not yawn! or im going to cockinyawn the shit out of you!"

James- "Dude, that would fucking own me"

Greg Cole- "Greg Cole Here!!!!"

by Ronald P. Bund December 19, 2009