Computer Manual

"I installed my new computer without reading the manual. Duh."
by adonkeyisaass November 19, 2003
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Computer Shocker

The act of putting three thumb "flash"drives into three USB ports in one computer. Taken from the orginal shocker, "Three in the USB"!
Hey here is my thumb drive, can you download that paper for me? Sorry man ran out of USB ports! Oh damm, your USB ports are getting plugged up by the COMPUTER SHOCKER!!!
by JDJ55 December 8, 2010
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Computer guy

The go to guy for all of your computer repair needs. You all know him in a way. Sitting in your class with a laptop running some weird OS you don't recognize, always speaking more in technical terminology and numbers than plain English. Often quiet and somewhat introverted, the computer guy is always willing to lend a helping hand to someone in dire technological straits. Often more friendly and less odorous than other varieties of his kind such as the computer nerd or Linux fanatic.
Distraught student: Ah man, I think my computer ate my report!
Friend: No sweat, go talk to computer guy. I think he lives on second floor of the next hall.
by M.C. HARDDrive December 9, 2008
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Computer Virus

1.) Any program on your computer that reproduces its code
2.) Any program on your computer that completely fucks it up and disables its ability to work properly
3.) A said program that you probably got when you opened an e-mail you didn't know who it was from or downloaded something that you didn't know what it was
4.) Windows
Person 1: My computer keeps crashing, I think it has a virus.
Person 2: Did you open any emails you recieved from a stranger?
1: No.
2: Did you download any strange files?
1: No.
2: Are you running Windows?
1: Yes.
by Definition DemonX October 9, 2004
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Dell Computers

Piece of shit computers. I can shit computers better than those. Theses unsuspecting people see the ads of the stupid little pot head screamin DUDE UR GETTIN A DELL and get drawn to it. They shit the bed after like 4 months than u call there high quality support and stay on the phone with some dickhead hoo rambles for 4 hours about the wrong thig
Johnny: Watta u doin?
Jimmy: Im playin on my four month old dell.
CRASH
Johnny: Dude ur computer jus crashed.
Jimmy: No prob ill call their great support.
4 hous later......
Support man: CHING CHONG CHO ME CHIN LALALALALALA
Jimmy: Fuck u im getting a Compaq
by Carlos September 24, 2004
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meat computer

A way to describe your brain
I'm a bit slow today, I need to reboot the old meat computer
by Youngmadhatter March 2, 2021
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computer mouse

A clicky thing where you do lots of clicking. Usually not used for a computer, but to play with.
I have clicked this Computer Mouse so many times.
That is great. It really is a clicky thing where you do lots of clicking.
Yes.
by DemogorgonSlayer October 13, 2020
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