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Clammock

A woman's undergarment - providing support for the badly-packed kebab. The clammock can come in a plethora of sizes and couture from the smallest skimpiest examples to proper belly-huggers. The clammock is best revealed in it's splendour when viewed from behind a woman flourishing the bootay.
Did you manage to get her keks off?

Indeed my friend,She was wearing a very tight clammock, revealing the magnificence of her not inconsiderable pudenda.
by Von _Hinton January 23, 2011
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clam sweater

Woman's pubic hair.

Similar reference to "lip sweater" which is a mustache.
Sally's sporting a thick clam sweater this Summer...it's time to trim the bush, mow the lawn, clear the landing strip, etc!
by dubbl4 August 7, 2008
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Clam-scaping

The fine art of shaving ones genitalia as a female. The act itself does not refer to any particular pattern just the act itself.
Man did you see Becky's clam-scaping job, she did lightning bolts!
by BrownSquared February 4, 2010
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Clam Fam

When two women have sex with the same man / men. This makes them closer than sisters. This bond shall never break. See also: Wiener Cousins for the opposite definition.
You banged him, I banged him, we're clam fam!
by EB32683 January 12, 2010
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Chammered

To become extremely drunk, or hammered, off of massive amounts of champagne consumption. Sometimes referred to as the "champagne campaign." Typically associated with a happy drunk feeling that results in fuzzy memories from the night before which require re-living through review of facebook photos, tweets and text messages. Typically more subdued than getting crunk
Oh girl, you got chammered last night and hooked up with that one guy we told you not to." Or, "It's time to celebrate, I'm going to get so chammered tonight.
by BubblyOverDrinker September 2, 2010
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clam sweat

/klam//swet/
Noun

-moisture exuded through the cervical glands of the vagina, typically in profuse quantities as a reaction to extreme laziness, often described as a fetid or putrid smell, similar to expired seafood
by otterpop June 12, 2013
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Cammy J

An act of not replying to messages on purpose, even though the message has been acknowledged. This is based off the human Cameron Jackson, who will frequently commit this act, thus the title 'Cammy J'.
"Hey man should we get Jack to come over?"
"I already messaged him, he's seen it so hes probably Cammy J'ing."
by Melonfuck October 10, 2013
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