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closet slut

A person.... usually female... that portrays innocence to the world but is screwing everything they can.... they usually live a double life.... hence the "closet" part of the slut....
Pastor,"My wife is so sweet....."
Altar boy, "Yeah, that closet slut rides dick like a pro!!!"
by __SMOKE__ July 20, 2008
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closet homosexual

A gay person who wants to keep their true sexual orientation
a secret.
A homosexual who will make a big show of dating the opposite sex to hide their gayness.
A fag who can't or won't accept the truth about thier sexual
desires.
A person who looks and acts like a queer but has an army of deniers to defend his charade.
Justin Bieber.
Justin Bieber is a closet homosexual.

Any male fan he has is a closet homosexual.
by jsd9632 January 9, 2012
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closet stoner

one who likes to smoke weed, but feels it is better not to talk about it constantly. someone who smokes weed because they like to smoke weed, not because they like to brag about smokeing weed.
i didnt know he/she smoke weed! he keeps it quit because he is a closet stoner.
by uly October 15, 2008
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Closet-Mac

n. Someone who macs on people erryday and tries to keep it cutty, or on the down low.
"I saw you sneak in a bush with almost all the guys during campfire at diff times, way to be a closet-mac."

did you hear about that girl laine kendall? what a closet mac...
by cuts in cutty January 20, 2010
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Closet Belieber

A huge fan of Justin Bieber who is in denail to either themselves or their friends
Person 1: I hate Justin Bieber *sings* baby, baby, baby, ooooh*
Person 2: Yeh, sure you do, closet belieber
by pumpkinbake June 10, 2011
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Closet Lesbian

A girl that likes girls but nobody knows.
Jen is a closet lesbian cause she likes girls but acts liek she likes guys.(and she takes steriods)
by Mike/Matt April 29, 2006
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closet-emo

Closet-emo (or closet emo)
Someone who engages in acts very similar to the emo subculture, whether it be by listening to "emotional" bands such as Hawthorne Heights or Panic! At the Disco or writes depressed broken heart poetry, but tries to keep the "extracurricular activities" secret from friends and peers.

Closet Emos sometimes have physical aspects similar to normal emos, as they may have dyed black hair an extremeley pale complexion, however paleness may be an attribute to an extreme gamer. However, for them most part they look relativly normal.

The Closet emo has become a rarety in later dates, since the commercialisation of the emo and emo subculture, emos no longer needing to fear the highschool football captian bashing them up for wareing eyeliner.
Guy: You dye your hair black! Youre a closet emo.
Girl: His hairs DYED BLACK? Fuck, it looks natural.
Closet-emo: You wouldn't know if I was a closet emo, Twiggy, since id be in the closet, which you cant open
Guy: I can so work a door! (goes and opens doors and closes it)
by Feary December 9, 2008
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