captain mo

Captain Henry Morgan. Designated Governer of Jamaica in 1780. Makes a damn good spiced rum.

Last weekend i peaced a 40 of Captain Mo's spiced.

by James Doyle April 23, 2006

Captain Whiskey Dick

when you have a bit much to drink and you can't get it up, Captain Whiskey Dick comes for a visit. The Captain often comes at the worst times possible, like when you got a hot chic in your bed.

So this chic was DTF and was naked in my bed when Captain Whiskey Dick came to visit. He didn't leave all night I was screwed!

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by HardKnightMan November 10, 2010

Capitalism

When no birthday money

Capitalism:
“–Mom can i get birthday money?
–no”

by Ibeatyourepicmeat August 24, 2020

Mr. Captain

The Captain of Mystery Missions. He is arguably one of the most awesome people ever because he lets his agents call and text him whenever they feel like it. Also, he sings for us while he does Livechats. We love him dearly, even though his abs break the internet.

Agent 1: I love Mr. Captain. He's so amazing. He let me call him and gave me a compliment
Agent 2: MR. CAPTAIN IS SEXY AS HELL
Agent 3: I like his abs... but they break the interwebz

by Agent Sparkles February 11, 2010

Thank you Captain Obvious

A phrase said to a dumbass who answers a rhetorical question or states the obvious.

Guy: Where did he come from?
Dumbass: His mother.

by pickledfebruary May 21, 2005

Captain Sparklez

A YouTuber who makes Gaming videos (mostly Minecraft) which get a large amount of views. He works with many other YouTubers. He makes musical parody's of songs such as "Revenge" a parody of "DJ got us falling in love again" by Usher. And "TNT" a parody of "Dynamite" by Taio Cruz. He is a
Youtube and Machinima partner.

Amazing YouTuber who is great at games.

Boy 1: "Wow, Captain Sparklez is amazing at video games!"

Boy 2: "I know right!"

by ALPHASAMMICH October 17, 2011

Capetonian

Someone from Cape Town.

Welcome home, Capetonians!

by George McBob August 24, 2009