clown nosing

When a woman is on her period and sits on a man's face leaving him with a red nose.

Julie and Greg were clown nosing.

by Chilidoggin January 14, 2008

clownalingus

one who performs cunnilingus while wearing clown attire and make-up

bozo the clown likes to perform clownalingus on females while in full costume

by fire brick 2010 November 30, 2010

anal clown

a clown who anally rapes you in your dreams or chases you around. many people are afraid of them and the mention of this clown can make them have nightmares. they usually use strange objects such as clocks, blocks, hammers, sand paper, and straws.

Whoa! i had this dream last night and a naked anal clown started chasing me around with a hammer then he got me in the ass!

by StupidPsychoPreppyFreakin'Whor February 20, 2009

punch the clown

The act of male masturbation

"I Punched the clown yesterday while thinking of you"

by Hank February 1, 2003

Clown 9

When the CS:GO or League of Legends team gets a huge lead against their opponent and blows their lead and loses. They are jokes therefore Clowns

Guy 1: Clown 9 got up 14 rounds in CS:GO against the other team that had 8 and the final score was C9 14-16 CLG
Guy 2: True Clowns of North America...

by sssundae July 6, 2015

Clown Pounder

Also known aas a "CP". This is a person who seemingly does nothing but spank the monkey, and making himself totally useless.

That guy across the hall is a complete clown pounder.

by Kevin Handley July 1, 2005

Clownchup

Ketchup on a clown.
Or new brand of ketchup with a clown on it.

(i.e the clown was sparyed with ketchup thus becoming clownchupped)

by Namino May 8, 2007