Northern Burlington

an absolute hell hole. drama spreads like wild fire, no one can ever catch a break from it. teachers suck ass and give unnecessary amounts of homework and can suck a dick. all the girls are hoes who fuck a boy once a week, and all the boys are careless fuck boys who think fucking with peoples hearts is fun. the only way to become popular is to juul, drink alcohol, fuck someone weekly, be an absolute asshole to everyone, do absolutely nothing with your life and never think about your future or think about your actions. other people’s feelings don’t matter, fuck that. every type of person can be found here, it’s like a zoo. plenty of hicks, black people who try and act, speak, and do things like sound cloud rappers, crazy ass white people, and school try hards like indians who’ve never seen a pussy or a dick before. all the black girls are extra and think they’re so tough. welcome to northern.

Hey man, what’s up?

fuck off man lemme hit my juul *smffffff* i go to northern burlington i got 10 std’s and my dick pick is known everywhere.

by student being real November 12, 2018

turd burglar

A person who looks through the cracks of a bathroom stall to see the person in there.

"Cover your face, the turd burglar is back!"

by chase May 13, 2005

Turd Burglar

n: One who repeatedly trys to open a locked bathroom stall door

I was minding my own business when the office VP came and kept trying to get into my stall! What a Turd Burglar!

by Ryan Shizzle March 13, 2003

Tit Burglar

Verb. One who runs by a well endowed women and grabs her chest before she knows what's what.

Hey Did u hear Rorrie got a Tit Burglar degree when he totally got Lauren yesterday

by Sash Marler February 17, 2006

Turd Burglar

Someone that comes into the bathroom and tries to open an occupied bathroom stall.

"I was having a nice shit when I was interrupted by a Turd Burglar, so I coughed to scare him away".

by iceman26 March 11, 2007

burglarize

1. A way of dealing with burglars.
2. A silly American English version of burgle, or 'to enter property forcibly or illegally'.

"Plagued by housebreakers? Troubled by thieves? Then use our new patented Burglarizer(tm) and burglarize them away!"

by richard May 21, 2003

Burple

Powdered drink mix within a collapsing plastic tube, sold in the 1980s in North America. Much like Tang, Burple was sold to be mixed with water and consumed as a fruit flavored juice. Was sold in a variety of flavors. The product did not last long on store shelves, however.

"Mom I don't want Kool-Aid..can we make some Burple?"

by Christopher Majewski February 16, 2008