squrit burner

When you have dieare after eating something spicey and it hurts your butthole

I ate some hot fries now I got the squrit burners.

by Mr troll 1778 January 13, 2018

up in burners

when a person consistently buys disposable cell phones so the women he has one night stands with can't reach him

Burner": "I'm up in burners, man! I can't have these hoes trackin me down.

by arpqt February 26, 2011

razor burners

Code for making fun of annoying kids on Razor scooters. Way of calling them flaming fags for the act of scooting.

"Man, that kid at the skatepark was cutting everyone off." "Ah yeah, I saw that little Razor burner ruining the session too."
"We went to this spot to film some tricks, but these total Razor burners kept getting in the shot while we were rolling for footage"

by Straight up Pummmpedd December 19, 2014

Garage Burner

A Canadian slang term for taking a big dirty shit.

Jeremy: Holy Christ it stinks in here!
John: Hold on, I'm just taking a Garage Burner.
Jeremy: Alright, but Jesus, open a damn window.

by Dr. McMac October 29, 2021

dick burner

a female who gives hard, fast, hand jobs and tends to give a side effect similar to rug burn; just on your member

"Man that girl is such a dick burner! It still hurts when I have to take a leak!"

by cohlieee January 23, 2009

Burner bitch

When you feel the burn while you pee after fucking a skank.

Caught me a burner bitch last night bro. I can't pee without thinking about her.

by Johnnyrivers July 26, 2017

Commercial-Burner

An alternative show you flip to while the first show is on commercial break. The "Last", "Return" or "Back" buttons on the remote are often used to flick between the Commercial Burner and the original show with ease

I was watching 24 when a commercial came on... so i used The Simpsons as a commercial-burner

by ChriscoDaViz August 20, 2007