Magic Bullet

The type of poop you take that doesnt require any wipe whatsoever. So clean that it literally just slides out of ones own anus nice and fast, and leaves behind no evidence. I diet in high fiber can be attributed to this.

Me: Remeber when you shoved that pen up my rectum the other day?
Friend: Yeah yo, there was no brown on that pen when I pulled it out.
Me: Well, I just did a Magic Bullet with my poop. Didn't even have to wipe.
Friend: So what you sayin is your rectum be clean enough for some pen action again?
Me: (Winks)

by TomSelleck42 May 30, 2011

Bullet For My Valentine

A very good metalcore band that takes influences from bands like Metallica, Iron Maiden and Slayer. They've released two albums so far: The Poison and Scream Aim Fire.

Despite what people say, they are NOT emo. Emo is a style of hardcore punk. If you're going to call them emo because of their confessional lyrics, you might as well call Patsy Cline emo.

Person 1: Bullet for my Valentine is so emo!
Person 2: They are metalcore. Emo is a totally different genre.

by wingkon December 7, 2009

silver bullet

1. Nickname given to a can of Coors or Coors Lite, because of its long, silver can.

2. The only thing that can kill a werewolf.

The werewolf was vanquished after he shotgunned a silver bullet

by Jake April 2, 2005

Texas Bullet

Orinated from Texas, term used for blowing your load in someones mouth.

Last night i gave that hooker a Texas Bullet

by eric barton April 20, 2005

bullet in a bible

an amazing dvd of a green day concert. you may think it's just for stupid teenies, but it definitely is not.

i am a real green day fan, and don't even like american idiot much. bullet in a bible still made me cry, because the whole thing is so wow.

see green day, billie joe armstrong, tre cool, mike dirnt. yeah, all amazing and talented and gorgeous and.. yeah.

i watched bullet in a bible right when i got it, and king for a day/shout was the most ghofb thing i've even seen. good riddance made me cry.

by mrs armstrong December 16, 2005

ass bullet

The slang term used in a medical environment for suppositories.

The young man had a fever so the strapping male nurse gave him an ass bullet

by Petch October 6, 2006

Bullet Bitch

What you call someone who is playing Mario Kart and uses a bullet bill to get out of last place.

player 1: Dude, You're so far behind.
*Player 2 gets bullet bill and moves from 12th to 5th*
Player 1: Awww booo!! You're such a bullet bitch.

by SquidGuts June 23, 2008