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bullshit bingo

A game that can be played in large meetings. The players write down management-nonsense word like "Out-of-the-box-thinking", "Synergy", "Content streamlining" etc. in a 5 by 5 square bingo card.
If a word or phrase is used during the meeting you check the box. When you get a five box line (horizontally, vertically or diagonally ) you shout "BULLSHIT!" and win.
Company bigshot fancypants: "And that is why this merger is going to benefit shareholder value by creating value driven content.

You: "BULLSHIT BINGO!"

Company bigshot fancypants: "You're fired!"
by Domestic violins April 27, 2008
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Bullshitosis

A disease which makes the host tell constant bullshits.

If a person starts saying loads of bullshit, then that person has most likely gotten bullshitosis.
Brasil: Hey, I think I'm in front of your house. I don't know which number it is exactly though. Open the door.
John: Naw. My dad is here. You have to go back.
Brasil: LIES! Hurry up and open the door.
John: Just knock on the door. Is the apartment #22.
Brasil: BS!! I know that it is 21. It seems that you have gotten bullshitosis. Damn, I told you to stay away from those shady hookers from that alley.
John:...
Brasil: NIGGER!
by BrasilStyle August 15, 2009
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Bulldohuahua

A breed resulting from the mating of an English bulldog and a Chihuahua.
Q:That dog is different and absolutely beautiful, what kind of dog is it?
A: Oh! It's a bulldohuahua. You never heard of those? They're awesome!
by Dog expert September 1, 2009
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bulbhead

A name for Somalians. Dubbed for their lightbulb-shaped heads.
It was a nice neighborhood until bulbheads showed up and started stabbing people.
by TheGoyWonder September 3, 2019
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bullseye splashback

The occurance of splashback during a number 2 that is so accurate, it returns straight back to the point of origin inside the anus. Can be greated with a sly smile of self satisfaction.
Guy in first cubicle: (PLOP) Hehe..

Guy in second cubicle: (In envy) Bullseye splashback...
by Willllll t March 26, 2008
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bulimia

Serious eating disorder involving an obsessive need to loose weight and a distorted body image. People with this disorder binge eat and then take steps to ovoid gaining weight. Such as vomiting, excessive exercise, or fasting. Can be life-threatening from heart failure. Side effects include tooth decay and staining, inflammation of esophagus from frequent vomiting and electrolyte imbalances that cause heart failure. People with bulimia are often a normal weight to slightly overweight. Also called Bulimia Nervosa.
(Bulimia as an inner voice:)
Rue: I haven't eaten in two days. I think all just have a snack.
Bulimia: You should eat as much as possible.

Rue: After eating all of that, I feel awful.
Bulimia: You should feel awful. Go vomit it all up so you don't gain weight.
by Hope this helped January 6, 2017
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Chicago Bulls

The Chicago Bulls are the greatest basketball team of all time with 6 championships. The franchise boasts such greats as: Bob Love, Scottie Pippen, Michael Jordan, and Derrick Rose. They also have one of the most passionate fan bases and all share an equal hate for Lebron James and the Heat.
Your a Chicago Bulls fan, sweet. I hate the Heat to.
by Shep Dawg August 21, 2013
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