The Boizenz are an elite group of 6 males spoken of in LAD lore; apparently just thinking their name will lead to an intense orgasm occurring to your mother. These individuals are said to each be graced with a penis that would make even the sternest lesbian fall to her knees and provide women with orgasms not dissimilar visually, to an epileptic fit. Legend tells that the quality of their banter brings tears to the eyes of those who hear it whilst their talent on fifa is capable of giving any male an awkward semi. Little is known about these sexually alluring men but the only thing we can tell for certain is that a group of lonely and sexually frustrated girls who go by the name Hunz stalk them with the hope of each enjoying true ecstasy on top of a Boizenz pleasure tower.
Doctor: I'm afraid you may never walk again
Lingerie Model: but I can't do my Job in a wheelchair?
Doctor: well I'm afraid you shouldn't have had sex with a Boizenz then
Lingerie Model: but I can't do my Job in a wheelchair?
Doctor: well I'm afraid you shouldn't have had sex with a Boizenz then
by truthful Hun January 17, 2013
Get the Boizenz mug.The term "Bowen" orginates from a very stinky guy that shits himself very often. To be called Bowen is to be called the foulest smelling person known to the world.
"Dude did someone empty a septic tank in here?"
"No it's just bowen over there, let's drop him in a vat of air freshner"
"No it's just bowen over there, let's drop him in a vat of air freshner"
by The King March 23, 2005
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Bowen is a girlish man or a manish girl.
A female Bowen is a mother f**king badass, she drinks, she kicks, and she bosses people around.
A female Bowen is a mother f**king badass, she drinks, she kicks, and she bosses people around.
Oh hi, can i have a hug Bowe- OW!
What in the ass Bowen!
I'm huging you, with my feet.
Bowen is love, Bowen is life.
What in the ass Bowen!
I'm huging you, with my feet.
Bowen is love, Bowen is life.
by hahaha1307 August 6, 2017
Get the Bowen mug.noun: the belief that clowns must die. It's a followers are called Bozebists, or Bozebis, and it was started by Bozebus. see also: Bezebus
by Tybalt May 5, 2003
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by Kicksaroni and Cheese June 22, 2007
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Get the Boozen Cruisen mug.A last name that defines a very manly family. If you are a Boyens, you eat nails for breakfast... Without any milk. You punch bears in the face for the lolz.
Boyens? More like Manens!
by BOYENS April 22, 2011
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