chef boiled tea

A way to make fun of the name brand Chef Boyardee. Chef boiled tea can make anything from burnt toast to tasty tea

"Look, I'm the next chef boiled tea"

by thevogue December 26, 2016

Egg Boiling Fart

A fart that reeks so bad it boils an egg in an instant.

What is that smell??
I think Jeff is letting out those egg boiling farts again. 🤮

by Ducktholomew October 13, 2022

Watching water boil

A punishment given to a person for saying something very stupid.

I had to observe water boil yesterday. I was watching water boil for a solid ten minutes because I said something stupid about how it boils.

by Iamthegodofpremoves February 17, 2023

boils my beans

Something minute that angers you extremely badly, but is no big deal.

boils my beans: Something that REALLY pisses you the fuck off, but is not really important in any respect.

"gosh, it really boiled my beans when I had to wait 3 minutes for my food at taco bell."

by Boiled Beans October 7, 2018

hard boiled

someone who has lost all sex appeal and has become totally unappealing to their former mate

i found out that guy i've been dating waxes his eyebrows... he totally hard boiled himself

by highpockets79 April 16, 2010

Pap Pap Boil

Pap Pap Boil is originally from a text on a family group chat while on a cruise.
Francis the OG woke up and his Boil popped. Luckily he survived the minor inconvenience. Him and his wife are survivors from the dreadful 10 day cruise crisis.

Pickles: WE NEED BANDAIDS!!!!
GiGi: Ok I have some. Why do you need them?
Pickles: Pap Pap Boil
Everybody: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

by Stuffeys March 26, 2018

soft boiled egg

When you dip your nut sack in magic shell chocolate syrup and then she taps the boys with a spoon to reveal a tasty treat.

"Oh last night?, just enjoyed a nice soft boiled egg with the misses".

by The lonely tanker January 3, 2019