BandAIDs 

When you catch a fatal STD from a musician.

"Tommy Lee gave me bandAIDs for my birthday."

BandAIDs by TheTorr September 26, 2011

putting bandaids on bullet wounds

1) To apply extremely limited resources to resolve massive problems. 2) To try to fix an extremely large problem, usually caused by some idiot (ie. your boss) that you are expected to pull some fairy dust out of your ass to fix.

Eric: What's going on man?
Bryan: Cleaning up this mess Antonia made.
Eric: Nothing you can't handle.
Bryan: Hardly. I will be putting bandaids on bullet wounds trying to keep this shit from going South.

putting bandaids on bullet wounds by blckexec January 24, 2015

Barbie Bandaids 

A really awesome, classic lady. Very clumsy hence the bandaids...A ghetto barbie. part of the StayHood clan. One of a kind!

Watch out for em Barbie Bandaids they be takin em skate boards to secret skate

Barbie Bandaids by Barbie Bandaids January 22, 2009

nipple bandaids 

Nipple bandaids are bandaids placed on the nipples to prevent the bleeding of the nipple.

“What was under his shirt?”
“He’s got nipple bandaids, they bleed when he runs.”

nipple bandaids by Iliek Sechs February 28, 2020

x...bl.ck_bandaids...x 

The prettiest person ever.Like I love them sm.

Someone:Hey do you know x...bl.ck_bandaids...x?
Me:Yeah!I love their vids!!!They are so cool!!!

x...bl.ck_bandaids...x by I_Love_Fnaf April 29, 2021

Bandaid Bus 

An ambulance. "Bandaid Bus" is a term commonly used among firefighters to refer to an ambulance.

"Sorry, man... Can't make it on Saturday. I'm workin' the bandaid bus all night."

Bandaid Bus by ChescoMedic March 27, 2010

bandaid baby 

When a marriage isnt working out the parents decide to have a baby to try to fix the problems

Bob and Jane are having a bandaid baby because they think it will solve their marriage issues

bandaid baby by funkyskip April 26, 2009