ass board

the device that allows a wheel chair person to move
to another seat usually made of wood or plastic....
can also be used as a cutting board for fish frys
and cook outs.

you know, i don t think i want any fish that was
fileted on the ass board

by GATORBOY9A April 4, 2009

Semen-Boarding

When A LOT of semen is poured over the face of an immobilized captive, causing the individual to experience the sensation of drowning in semen.

-"Hey masturbate into this cup for me"

--"WTF? Why?"

-"For America."

--"What?"

-"I'm in the middle of semen-boarding this terrorist, and I ran out of semen"

by Honestly, I'm batman. August 6, 2011

Luigi Board

Yahoo persons with less than 5 IQ can't spell ouija use Luigi board instead. The Luigi board is a sacred board that has nothing to do with ouija, it's used to Contact Marios trapped in paintings

Yahoo person: Is it spelled Luigi Board?

by No funny, didn't laugh December 13, 2019

Big Boneded

Used to refer to women with a nice thick frame.

Oprah's not fat, she's just big boneded.

I like big boneded women, I can't help it.

Christina Hendricks is the baddest white bitch on the planet, it's because she so big boneded.

by TheRealPoboy June 20, 2011

Dronfield ironing board

A sex technique involving two men, three women and an indeterminite number of geese. The protagonist repeatedly rams his fists up the anus and urethra of one of the female participants, while the others prance around them in jester's garb, making witty repartee, clicking their fingers, occasionally coughing. As the female begins to rupture, the second male begins inserting live geese up the lead's anus (a feat requiring some dexterity and strength) while quoting from the Tibetan Book of the Dead. Once the death of both leads has been confirmed, those remain continue as per a regular Celine Dion.

Can be done with ducks instead of geese in which case it is known as a Clitheroe cheesegrater.

So I looked over the fence and she was only doing the Dronfield ironing board, the filthy bitch.

by Lord Grimcock October 9, 2008

finger board

a 96mm skateboard controlled with your fingers, very fun if you cant afford a real board.

I can ollie 9cm with my finger board.

by Martin October 20, 2003

boied

To get shown up and look an ass by the person you was trying to make look an ass in the first place.

Matt - "Hey Daniel you retard"
Dave - "At least my cock weren't bitten off by my dad"

Matt was succesfully boied by Dave.

by Gavin J. Pearce November 16, 2004