Pseudo-Blumpkin

When you're using a laptop to chat with a friend on Facebook while taking a shit and masturbating.

1. I was taking a huge dump the other day, and I totally pseudo-blumpkin'd Bryan. There was jizz all over my toilet and my computer. He was chatting with me on Facebook, completely unaware.

by Chariot Driver May 29, 2009

splashing blumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit. The falling turds splash toilet water all over the girl's face. Like a regular blumpkin, only much wetter.

She needed to dry herself off with a towel after giving me a splashing blumpkin. (Your Mom, that is.)

by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 15, 2006

Blumpkin Frosty

Though rare, and extremely disgusting, this is the act of receiving a blumpkin, and getting snowballed afterward.

Yo, I brushed my teeth for like an hour and rinsed with an entire bottle of listerine after that girl gave me a blumpkin frosty!

by kd32178 February 9, 2010

soggy blumpkin

when you are getting a blumpkin and the shit splashes water in the girls face

Man: Sorry about that.
Woman: The water hit me in the face while I was giving you head!
Man: Ya you got a soggy blumpkin.

by TheBlumpkinKing June 25, 2009

wild blumpkin

taking a dump in the woods while someone is giving you a blowjob

7 days of camping with no showers. And the last day my girl gave me a wild blumpkin. She came out looking like she ate a bag of dirt.

by aaron gilmore July 20, 2010

Forest Blumpkin

Your typical blumpkin administered by one in either a wheel chair or someone with a peg leg and an eye patch while screaming at the neighbors that you are not mentally challenged and you are just as normal as the rest of society.

Had a rough day at work and the boss called me special in the head . So the wife took me home and gave me the old forest blumpkin.

by MX29 December 7, 2019

Upper Blumpkin

Doing an Upper Deck( the act of pooping in the top part of the toilet ) and receiving a Blumpkin (getting head while you are taking a poop on the toilet ). The result of these 2 combined is an Upper Blumpkin .

Matt: “ Hey so last night , Kim gave me an Upper Blumpkin in the bathroom at my Mom’s. “
Kenny: “ Wow , that Kim is one sick Ho. Bet your mom was pissed after you left .”

by Ecg1986 August 26, 2021