Blockswap

When a DVD/Game of yours is hurt beyond repair and you rent it and swap your bad copy for a good one.

My Call of Duty 5 disc is scratched so i'm just going to blockswap it for a new one.

by thebone3 April 13, 2009

baby blocker

a) condom
b) birth control

Devin: I heard you got that fat chick pregnant
Phill: Yea man I should have used a baby blocker

by childarsenist November 15, 2009

quick off the blocks

to be aware, ready and alert

Come what may, she's quick off the blocks and ready to act.

by Chrisa Mark January 4, 2008

cock blocker spaniel

A domesticated member of the family canidae, not necessarily a cocker spaniel, which jumps up on the bed while two humans are engaging in heated intercourse. This usually occurs right as one is about to climax.

This unwelcome interruption completely ruins the moment. The offending dog, which may or may not be a cocker spaniel, is usually jolted off the bed by a quick kick, followed by an awkward resumption of intercourse.

Note: the dog must be a cocker spaniel.

Couple: *grunt grunt*
Dog: *leap*
Couple: fuk off u cock blocker spaniel
Dog: *sad howl*

by BzBurger February 7, 2010

The biggest blackest dick

A secret/rare white card from the popular card game Cards Against Humanity. The card can only be found in the lining of the top of "A Bigger Blacker Box", a box designed to store up to 1500 Cards Against Humanity cards. Unlike standard cards, the letters on the card, which read "The biggest blackest dick." are silver and are embossed into the card. The card is the successor to "A bigger blacker dick", the successor to "A big black dick".

Kyle: "Hey Jim, did you hear about the secret Cards Against Humanity card on reddit?"

Jim: "You must be talking about 'The biggest blackest dick.' Yeah I heard."

by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 26, 2014

Nigger Blocked

1-When a black male who is playing American football steps on the back of your ankle in order to block you.

2-When your homie bangs your sister while you are in the same bed.

3-When two white males fight to the death with swords and one white male uses his Nigger Slave as a Nigger Shield.

Right before Thomas was going to sack the quarterback, he was nigger blocked by Tyrone... ouch

by MikelovesWhitePower99 October 3, 2007

cock blocker

A person who tries to fuck up anouthers game.

"Danna is such a cock blocking bitch" - Stiffler

by Stiffler November 7, 2004