A day in which you do little other than eat crisps (usually doritos), watch television (usually 'Dave') and masturbate; i.e. a day in which you live as though you were claiming benefits.
by Errrrrr12 May 02, 2011
Having one or both people be asexual but having a relationship like contact suck as kissing, making out, date nights or 3rd base, but nothing further.
My friend Tim and I went on a date night. He put his arm around me and we later shared a kiss.
Some think we are dating but we are really just asexuals with benefits.
Some think we are dating but we are really just asexuals with benefits.
by postinspector July 01, 2018
When you call people your friends, when they're really not and you just use them to get what you want.
by THE LULU November 26, 2010
A- Hey meg are you and B a 'thing' yet?
C- No we are just friends
D- More like Friends with benefits I think
C- No we are just friends
D- More like Friends with benefits I think
by Meg707 December 10, 2016
Man 1- Hey got some spare coins with benefits
Man 2-What?
Man 1- You know some money we can spend on some big Bizatches.
Man2- Oh sure I have a whole wallet full!
Man 2-What?
Man 1- You know some money we can spend on some big Bizatches.
Man2- Oh sure I have a whole wallet full!
by Common_Hosehold_Objects August 19, 2011
A star-studded funeral where celebrities perform for a crowd of dignitaries for the benefit of the deceased’s family and their own careers. Began with the death of Michael Jackson and was cemented into the modern vernacular with the passing of Whitney Houston.
by gcl1224 February 19, 2012
When you buy something on the gray market whose expense implies that it was stolen or illicitly acquired, but decide to not make that assumption
I just bought a $500 restaurant gift card to a fancy steakhouse for $20 in Bitcoin I made from Genesis Mining using promo code 032WbQ. The guy I bought it from was super creepy, and from Nigeria despite the fact that 100% of the steakhouses I can use the gift card at are in America. Oh well, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt!
by bitcoin potato August 25, 2017