Batshit-fucking-nuts

Intensely over the top effed up shit.

More so that Batshit crazy

Everyone knows that chick is batshit-fucking--nuts.

Billy Joel's piano prelude to 'Angry Young Man' is batshit-fucking-nuts

by Catschnell February 3, 2009

Basty Craftard

A clever reforming of the words crafty bastard. Brian Brushwood, host of Revision3's internet show - Scam School, commonly uses the phrase. He could have been the creator, or one of the people to make it mainstream.

"Today's show is brought to you by the basty craftards at...

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

batty

1)A slang term of Jamaican origin referring to the male anus.
2)A slang term for a homosexual
3)An old English term meaning crazy

1) Last night, I did my girlfriend in the batty-hole
2)My brother is a definite batty-boy
3)My grandmother has been completely batty since the Alzheimer's set in

by TheDreamer'sClub February 18, 2005

Batty face

Someone who has an ass for a face. It is a widely-used term in Jamaica

Screw you, batty face!

by DMillystyle January 10, 2010

Batty Circus Seal

Term decsribing a gay man down on his knees feverishly blowing multiple schwans in alternating fashion and in similar technique to that of a circus seal bobbing its head

After bringing six bat's to his house for the night, batty Ritt made like a Circus Seal until a six pack of loads splashed across his face.

by K December 16, 2003

batsmen

A term used in the sport of Cricket.

Plural of batsman.

It is doubtful whether the Zimbabwean batsmen can last against the pace attack of the Australian bowlers.

by LGD May 10, 2004

battyfish

A man who becomes sexually aroused while in the company of other men.
A male who has sexual encounters with another male.
A male who listens to R& B music.

male A: "is that the new ashanti song?"

male B: "Get your Battyfish hands off me!!"

by Johnny Celebrity January 23, 2005