Binge Beating

When you ejaculate multiple times in a row with no breaks in between. Multiple jack sessions back to back.

I tried going to sleep but got distracted binge beating.

by Colby is your daddy February 21, 2020

DDS Baiting

a type of troll meme used to bait Philippine President Duterte's fanbase commonly referred to as DDS (Duterte Diehard Supporters) into believing that a famous international personality (celebrity, politician, influencer etc), be it alive or dead, is in support or commends the actions and achievements of the president.

eg. (in a meme format, accompanied by the picture of a particular personality) "I commend President Digong for his undying love and support for his countrymen and fellow Filipinos. He is the epitome of a great leader every country needs." -Billie Eilish, American singer

Man, this meme page's shitposts are gold. DDS baiting memes always cracks me up.

by lesbowser March 20, 2020

neu-boating

Standing in your basement

I had to hurry home from golf so I could go neu-boating.

by Peetos January 11, 2022

Holy Ghost Batting

Jerking it off in a church parking lot

Shane was Holy Ghost Batting, in the church parking, trying to get a semen sample after his vasectomy.

by JPL #2 October 23, 2022

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021

chest beating

1)Doing an action for the sole purpose of being a show off
2)Trying to outmatch someone else

Brotatoe 1: Bro! I can bench like 300 pounds.

Brotatoe 2: Dude! I can bench like 300 chicks!
Girl: Are you guys done chest beating? I would like to finish this game of Monopoly.

by BorkTheStork December 14, 2014

Bazinga

A word to show your condolences for someones loss.

“My brother just killed himself”
“Bazinga.”

by Hdhhfhchcbfi March 4, 2021