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bachelor blaster

A sexual experience in which a female ejaculates onto a man's face.
Able to produce large amounts of cum, Alicia gave her boyfriend the Bachelor Blaster.
by KittyBamBam June 9, 2009
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Bithel

A fat ass with a pea sized brain who thinks they’re the shit
by Ineedlifeandaman January 1, 2018
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Bachelor of Farts

A pejorative term for self-righteous, soft science and humanities students with savior complexes, who act like they know what is best for everyone (particularly working class, blue collar, and marginalized people), when really they don't really do anything besides sitting around sniffing their own farts in a state of smug satisfaction.

They come in many forms, but are often identified by their inability to understand that their personal beliefs about the world don't give them the right to lecture someone who actually contributes value to society while they work on their theories on how to change the world despite never actually having built, fixed, or created anything of tangible value.
Power Linesman: So there's this intern kid screaming in my face about how using the word Linesman is exclusive to women, then they go off about some fucking nonsense, and I'm wondering when this moron is going to stop yelling at me so I can get to work fixing the powerlines.
Boom Operator: That's a bachelor of farts major though, in half an hour when his phone is dead he'll be complaining about how he's oppressed because he doesn't have power... probably blame it on the patriarchy or some shit but really it's cause they never shut the fuck up an do anything.
by Longstride March 20, 2021
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bachelorette

A term describing an unmarried woman, usually used to describe an affianced woman having a night on the town with her friends soon before her wedding.

Also used by single women who find the term "spinster" too old-fashioned and "prude" inapplicable.
The bachelorette and her friends thoroughly enjoyed the Chippendales show.

It will be a long time before the word "bachelorette" gains the acceptance enjoyed by the word "bachelor".
by Bec-Ann May 1, 2006
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bethel, ct

small town in connecticut (duh)
might seem normal but isn't
has a least 3 registered sex offenders (creepy)
Home of the BHS Wildcats (woo hoo!)
I live in bethel, ct where people think that they are ghetto or on top of the world.
by bethilite17 April 21, 2008
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The Bachelor

In Texas Hold'em - Having The cards J/K off suits ( NOT of the same suit). When you say it together "JacKing Off" - What a bachelor does
"The Bachelor held strong, I got lucky and flopped the broadway"
by !!Mr_Pink777 September 16, 2005
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bachelor sip

Dude 1: "Hey, you need a glass?"
Dude 2: "Nah, I'll just take a quick bachelor sip."
by facefault October 31, 2011
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