Baconism

A religion based on Bacon. Everything revolves around Bacon. And other yummy goods in which Bacon is an ingredient.

Leader is Jebus Bacon.

Is that a piece of Bacon on a Bacon stick?

Yeah, I practice Baconism.

by zebracake69 August 24, 2011

baconkissed

Used to compliment or support another person's comment.
Synonymous with, "Well said!" or "Hear-Hear!"
Typically used when an added comment enhances or is even funnier than the original statement.

Based on the principal that everything tastes better with a 'kiss' of bacon.

Originated by Uecker on ruminations.com

randy: "I bet morning breath led to the invention of the 69"
jen: "I think you have it backward"
aaron: "baconkissed!"

by Tantrums August 29, 2009

bacon ring

The circle of flesh that makes up the (anus)

bacon ring, mmmmmmmmmmmm

by Randyg March 18, 2003

Bacon Balls

When your balls are sweaty and slimy and stuck to your legs like a piece of raw bacon.

Man, its so humid and I really need a shower! I got a bad case of bacon balls.

by JiXer April 18, 2011

bacon sandwich

female genitalia,

her bacon sandwich was covered with tomato ketchup.

by ali barber September 25, 2003

Cunt bacon

An particularly unattractive vagina, often resembling a piece of meat (i.e, beef, bacon).

Randall: I can't believe got drunk enough to stick my penis in that cunt bacon.
Ralph: Lolz, I know man. I saw her naked and thought she had some cold cuts between her legs.

by T.E. Johnson July 7, 2008

Canadian Bacon

Ham

This Canadian bacon taste like ham!

Wait a minute.....{Bites into some ham}

HOLY SHIT!!!
ABSOLUTELY INDISTINGUISHABLE FLAVOR!!!!

by JakeSAUCE December 19, 2008