barney skin

When you're tired as hell and the bags under your eyes are green and purple.

Rodney: Damn that bitch has mad barney skin!
Jeff: Did she even get any sleep last night?

by idontlovelittlekids January 13, 2016

Barney Puddle

When a very old women squirts.

Oooft, Margery left a soaking Barney Puddle at the bingo hall.

by ShadyGarGar June 12, 2018

A Barney Fife

A Barney Fife - Giving the impression of having comprehensive knowledge about everything, but in reality, knows absolutely nothing,

As a rule of thumb, a Barney Fife is when you your transducer over there and connect it to your induction unit over here, then you hook them both, to your power cell over here. Of course, your definitely gonna wanna protect...ummm...your privates with a lead blanket, especially if you’re thinking of having kids at some point, seeing as this baby pumps out, as of yet, unknown levels of exceedingly dangerous radiation.while order operational.

by GMan2019 July 30, 2019

LIl Barney

Codeine because it’s purple and not brown, but
people still call it mud. I’m here to fix that.

Yo know that boy Kyle is always sippin Lil Barney right?

by Lil Geek May 1, 2019

Kaden Barney

Kaden is a person who always spams, Kaden is a meesenbop who is a part time purple dinosaur

Kaden Barney is a purple dinosaur

by ianboomer October 15, 2019

explosive barney

Diarrhea that is so bad it explodes out your ads-you have no time to get to a toilet. The Barney refers to Barney Roble as in the Flintstones and references the slowness of driving like the Flintstones when you have to shit right now!

OMG i ate that whole burrito with the hot sauce and now I've got explosive Barney--I need a barhroom NOW!

by Sgrcbe5 June 7, 2016

wet barney

An extremely moist fart.

*farts* “oh boy, that sounded like a wet Barney.”

by QuietSlipper April 20, 2020