COVID Barbie

COVID Barbie is the perfectly correct nickname for president Donald Trump's last and worst Press Secretary, Kayleighahghuh McEnany. Which is saying something, given that he started his administration with a combative midget, then used a profane lunatic for two weeks, and then settled on a quasi-female trans-Sloth from The Goonies for a spell. A wholly unqualified simpleton bimbo, she represents the perfect blend of blonde lies and cheap makeup that has earned the reputation of a plastic, mildly evil doll.

See also: COVID Karen, Wicket Witch

TV watcher: "Hey, did you see that Kayleigh McEnany said that she wouldn't lie, but has done it constantly since then?"

Bored person trying to not die of COVID: "Yeah. I just wish that COVID Barbie would fall into a fire and melt already."

by ToddUncommon November 18, 2020

4TH GEN BARBIE DOLL

The one and only Huening Bahiyyih of Kep1er.

Huening Bahiyyih of Kep1er has gained a lot of attention with her Barbie-like look! With her blonde hair, people are calling her the real-life barbie doll.

Huening Bahiyyih is the 4th gen barbie doll!

by kpop1over January 7, 2022

saves babies

Used to express something that is awesome to the greatest extent.

Guy: Yeah, I went to that concert last week.
Girl: Wow, that band saves babies.
Guy: I know, right?!

by [e-mail] March 25, 2007

Barbie Cannibal

An emo fail who has managed to whore about 5000 friends on facebook. Thinks she's some famous scene queen, with a "haters make me famous" attitude, and a constant need for attention by posting somewhat depressing sounding statuses or making fake suicide notes. Her hair is pretty much fried from dying it every week. Just a sad, sad girl.

Sorry, that's the inner Barbie Cannibal coming out.

by jimjimbob. October 21, 2010

penguins taste like babies

This is only true when you eat baby penguins.

I eat women's clothes.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

CTY Babies

A baby made while at CTY. It is very hard to find a place to make a baby at CTY, however it can be done with some cunning and skill, of which there is abundance at CTY. Some of the best places/time are while everyone is at dinner or in the many tunnels of the HUB

John and Jane had on of the first ever CTY Babies. He came back to CTY and was my RA last year.

by Potatoe August 13, 2006

crapping out babies

Used pejoratively, to describe women irresponsibly having children for the sake of having children, without regard to how they'll be taken care of; or referring to women trapped in a subservient position, generally within a patriarchal or relgiious culture, in which she serves the function of a brood mare, forced to have many children to satisfy some standard that has been imposed upon her. The term implies that these mothers have no serious regard for their children or the responsibility of childbirth, but rather, like dogs or cats, simply let nature take its course. One woman who has recently been described as crapping out babies is Nadya Sulieman, the young Southern California woman who recently had octuplets, after already giving birth to six other children--all through fertility treatments.

"I'm tired of these welfare mothers crapping out babies just so they can get more money from the taxpayer"; "In many Middle East countries women are kept ignorant and barefoot, crapping out babies they can barely feed, just so their husbands can feel proud of themselves."

by Jim Dawson February 9, 2009