Baldock

(v.) The act of reaching out to greet another person with handshake but at the last second reaching down and giving a couple soft pats to the other persons pelvic region.

At the end of the game the two players skipped the handshake and instead baldocked.

by fr8dude May 14, 2013

Dizzy Balloon

Dizzy Balloon is a band that started in Piedmont, California There are five members in the band Petros, Raffi, Jonny, Louie and of course Joey.

Benjamin says "Hey, do you like Dizzy Balloon?"

Scarlett says "OH MY! Yes, I love that band"

by lolilyscarlett February 25, 2009

Bad Balloon

A sex-practice involving one party blowing into the opening of the penis (as with inflating a balloon) until the scrotum begins to inflate. It is then held there until climax is reached, at which time, the party releases the hold, & the air.

*WARNING: Do NOT try this!

Wow, she gave me one nasty Bad Balloon; my balls nearly exploded!

by The Creep1 November 21, 2010

Rocky Balboa

Verb- A sexual term. This move is used when the "shocker" (2 in the pink 1 in the stink) and the "spocker" (2 in the pink 2 in the stink) just dont cut it. To perform such a move, one must clench both hands into fists and place one in the pink and one in the stink of a female and thrust to the beat of the song "Eye of the Tiger". An optional enhancement is to scream "ADRIAN!!!" while thrusting to evoke an orgasm.

Ed: "hey man ive tried everything with my girl but it just doesnt seem to work anymore...i think shes gotten too used to all of my moves...what should i do?"

Joe: "have you tried the Rocky Balboa? I did it to patty and she had to wear a diaper for a month. She still begged for it that whole month cause it was that good."

Ed: "sounds painful..."

Joe: "thats what she said. then she tried it. no going back."

by GlenTheMan August 25, 2009

ghetto balloon

A plastic grocery bag that has been caught up in the wind and seems to float away. Also "Chinese ghetto balloon" are the pink variety.

by Mike Lowe July 11, 2003

Rocky Balboa

Raising your arms and screaming "Drago" at the height of ejaculation signifying reaching the top mountain just like Rocky Balboa in Rocky IV.

Rocky Balboa works best when behind your partner. "Drago" should be drug out to show real emotion. EX:

"dddrrraaagggooo"

by LesFu May 21, 2009

Balcony Shot

When you finish fucking your girl doggy style while she is bent over a balcony and she ducks before you get off so that your cum can achieve maximum distance as it flies off of the balcony.

VETERAN'S TIP: A well timed Donkey Punch just prior to orgasm can greatly improve the trajectory of your semen.

If you are lucky by the time you finish a small crowd will have gathered below the balcony to watch the show. If you manage to get any sex juice on any innocent bystanders you get to add an extra 10 feet per person (midgets count as double points!) onto the measurement of your spooge.

If your doggy rompin' balcony destroying good time draws too much of a crowd it is highly recommended to perform a filthy ninja and make a quick escape!

Mike: "Hey Kristin I'm feeling pretty strong tonight after snorting those rails of Extenze. How do you feel about heading outside and helping me go for a new Balcony Shot personal record?

Kristin: "Sure that's fine but let me finish my juice box first."

by SillyDilly June 16, 2010