Cincinnati Balboa

Telling someone to do up their shoe laces, and when they look up after tying them jizzing in their face.

As seen in the director's cut of the film "Rocky Balboa" in which he jizzes in Mason Dixon's face in the middle of the boxing match ensuring the win. (This may not be true.)

Example #1

Commentator 1: I don't believe this, Rocky just hit Mason Dixon with his trademark move, the Cincinnati Balboa!
Commentator 2: He may be old but he still carries some load.
Commentator 1: Damn right, it'll take an age to mop that man batter off his mug!

Example #2

Gareth: I just saw Conrad.
Rob: Alrite, how is he?
Gareth: Not so great, I hit him with a Cincinnati Balboa!
Rob: Aaaaaw yeah.

by Alex "Trotters" Dodds December 15, 2008

BallBaster

1. Somebody who likes to coat balls with saliva using their own tounge.

2. Someone who loves to lick balls "testicals."

1. "My girlfriend is such a BallBaster."

2. "Damn your suck a good BallBaster."

by Jordan Pappi February 22, 2009

Balbus

Meaning a large individual who usally way ATLEAST 275lbs.

Is a World of Warcraft nerd who also diggs fat chicks.

Leeroy Jenkins groupie

Hey, have you seen Balbus latley?

Oh, you mean the fat dude whos chillin with Anna Nicole Smith?

by Greg Kasica January 9, 2008

Ballbreaker

How a misogynist self-described alpha male describes a woman that he is unable to dominate. Often, expressed in a tone of surprise that the female is not conforming to a submissive gender role.

Wow! How did you become such a ballbreaker?!

by npt4279 October 15, 2020

baldbeard

a vagina, a clam, a fish taco, a pussy

i watched her shave her baldbeard.

by kelly farkas March 16, 2007

balabul

Being limp,
When all muscles of the body have no tension, resulting in a motionless figure.

"Go Susie, be a balabul so I can drag you around the floor."

by Elderly Thorn June 1, 2006

ballbaby

Someone who always cries and/or finds something to cry about. These People are often found in automotive repair shops and do not have toolboxes but rather tool carts.

Little foreman wayne assigned a transmission repair to higgy which caused him to cry uncontrollably for no apparent reason. The new guy Russell asked "Whats wrong with him?" Bruce responded "Oh nothing, he's just a ballbaby."

by wordcreater55 August 8, 2015