1)
As soon as I realized I had fallen for the old "go to bed at 2 with a 10, get up at 10 with a 2" scam, I knew I had to break out of that joint ASAP.
2)
I broke out of my dating slump by scoring a threesome with the Olsen twins and doing Mary Kate indabutt.
3)
I tricked her into letting me give her the money shot by telling her it would prevent her face from breaking out.