tight as a boiled owl

(1)The state of being extremely drunk on alcoholic beverages.
(2)Sadly no longer used, Victorian term for being extremely drunk or hungover. Should be brought back into the lexicon.

Bro 1: How you feeling bro?
Bro 2: Tight as a boiled owl.
Bro 1: Bro, you’re intoxicated.

by Santos L Harper January 16, 2021

Boiled

Drunk. Very drunk. No longer functional in any meaningful way.

Del was so boiled, he yacked in the taxi.

by redheadbass January 23, 2011

Boiled Boot

Used to describe something that is extremely ugly - just as ugly as an actual "boiled boot" would be....use your imagination.

I can't believe Mark went home with that ugly chick. Couldn't he tell she had a face like a boiled boot?

by KTownFook May 30, 2005

bowler

Some who plays golf and doesn't get the ball in the air.

That guy thinks he's Tiger Woods, even though he's a bowler.

by hititlong February 3, 2006

Boller

A name of a person who gets off on pissing people off. Nobody likes a Boller...

I'm going to punch Boller in the face.

by jk666 April 30, 2014

Boiled Egg

White on the outside, Yellow inside.

That Dan White, he's fronting like he's Asian even though he's hella white. He's a boiled egg!

by utgb September 3, 2012

soft boiled

someone who prefers fore play, over real sex.

A softboiled person is somone who will trun you on, but won't finish the job, leaving you with blue balls

Sam would never sleep with a girl, the furthes he'd go is spanking a bitch, it's just the soft boiled kind of guy he is.

by Abo-Dalaj July 4, 2017