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Bible Bangers

Bible Bangers are either:

1) Students majoring in biblical studies
or
2) People who decide that conforming to thier own personal faith should be pushed upon everyone in the world.
1)
Tom: Ed, you and your peeps want to go out drinking?
Ed: Can't man, we are all bible bangers and we have too much homework, plus the bible says we can't drink.

2)
Tom: What's up?
Ed: Nothing, I am just reading up on the new testimate, hey, you should read too. If you don't, you'll go to hell
Tom: You're such a bible banger!
by Ryan Anthony May 28, 2006
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The Holy Bible

awesomely amazing album by the manic street preachers released in 1994, in which every track is a gem.
"Dude, the Holy Bible is awesome"

"I agree. It rox shiz"
by im a loser October 16, 2008
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its in the bible

if no1 believes what ur sayin and u decide to just drop it just say its in the bible
Me:hey i fucked her i swear!
Jim:no u didnt stfu!
Me:u know what fuck u its in the bible
by funnyfuckman October 2, 2008
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on bible

used to express ultimate honesty, or to show that you're not playing around. derived from the act of swearing on the bible, or the short term 'swear on the bible.'

used like 'on god', 's2g', 'for real' or 'tbh' 'fact' etc
ex. bible, that last shot got me lit.

me: mane, she was a 10/10 bro.
homie: for real b?
me: on bible brodie, i've *been* throwing game.

me: that shirt is fire.
homie: bible??
me: bible.
by cybermane June 5, 2018
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the stevebucky bible

Also know as the stevebucky holy grail, this phrase commonly refers to the iconic fan fiction series "Not Easily Conquered" or "NEC" by dropdeaddream and WhatAreFears on AO3, focusing on the pairing of Steve Rogers (Captain America) and Bucky Barnes (The Winter Soldier) from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The 3 installments (A Long Winter, The Thirteen Letters, Not Easily Conquered) cover an alternate timeline for the characters where Bucky had written love letters to Steve, and has become well known in the fandom for its beautiful prose, gathering its own sub-fandom.
Person A: I've never read NEC.
Person B: How could you not? It's the stevebucky bible!

Person A: 'I know when to walk away from a fight and trying my damnedest not to need him was a losing battle.'
Person B: Where's that from?
Person A: 'So how long have I loved you for? womb to tomb, sweetheart. since before I was even here at all.'
Person B: Oh, of course!!! The stevebucky bible!
by ilovedyoufirst February 2, 2021
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the bible

Old Testament: God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her "Apple or GTFO" (cuz she's already showing tits) she chooses the former and then her and her fuck buddy Adam get b& from Eden for being troll bait. Then alot of serious fucking incest occurs and we get the human race (which explains alot, really)

Then later, God gets uber pissed about Pharaoh Hitler for pwning the Jews, so he gives Moses some cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and opens the sea so the Jews can run through, closing it behind him and drowning the ancient Nazis. God lol'd.

Some other less important shit happens, mostly composed of a bunch of faggots writing emo poetry about God for him to fap to.

New Testament: God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later, Jesus is born. For his 13th birthday, God gave Jesus more cheat codes then he gave Moses, plus the

rcon password for life and some CP.

Later, Jesus became a hardcore ska punk and trolled the old school jews hard. They got super pissed and permabanned him with a cross and some nine inch nails. They forgot he had God Mode turned on though, so he waited 2 days and hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into lifes server, and laughed at the jews.

After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this faggot Paul wrote an assload of shit about sex being evil and a bunch of other stuff that Jesus never fucking said but everybody listened to Paul anyway because they're stupid.

The End
I lol'd at the bible
by Hiebsy August 9, 2009
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bifle

bifle, n.f., désigne une gifle avec la bite, que ce soit dans un contexte sexuel ou non, par exemple en milieu scolaire ou dans un contexte d'intégration dans l'enseignement supérieur. Aussi orthographié biffle.

Mots dérivés: bifler (ou biffler), désignant le fait de donner une bifle à quelqu'un.
"Il y a le rite de la bifle, bon la bifle, qu'est-ce que c'est, c'est gifler une fille avec sa bite! Voilà! C'est pas très convivial, enfin, dans l'accueil on fait mieux quand même" (BFM TV)

"Vendée - Un lycéen de l'internat du lycée Atlantique de Luçon pousuivi pour une biffle" (Ouest France)

"Hé les mecs, y'a Jéremy qui dort, on va le bifler?" (Anonyme)
by friendshipismanic October 22, 2013
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