by BeardKing May 11, 2012
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Get the Bewming mug.breasts when they are on display but are very unattractive. particularly useful for fat women who overcompensate by showing an obscene amount of cleavage. also for when there is so much breast exposed that you feel a bit uncomfortable and don't know where to look.
eeeww + boobs = beeewwbs
eeeww + boobs = beeewwbs
diana was trying to look sexy, but all she acheived was bewbs.
"holy shit, did you see those bewbs? i couldn't stop staring, it was like watching a train crash!"
"holy shit, did you see those bewbs? i couldn't stop staring, it was like watching a train crash!"
by tillie-mac September 2, 2009
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When a couple reaches a point in their relationahip in which they have tried every possible sex feat and position, they should attempt a Fig Bewton. To incite pleasure in the female, the male stands in a ready position directly behind the female. The male then (wearing a large boot) kicks the female in the Vascular Chasm Cavity (anus) or in the pussy. The male's foot must become lodged inside the female, he may have to attempt repeatedly. Once lodged, the male wriggles his foot out of the boot in a pleasurable way for the female. Once out he may proceed to "fuck" the boot, and yank it out. Now proceed to the nearest medical facility immediately!
When a couple reaches a point in their relationahip in which they have tried every possible sex feat and position, they should attempt a Fig Bewton. To incite pleasure in the female, the male stands in a ready position directly behind the female. The male then (wearing a large boot) kicks the female in the Vascular Chasm Cavity (anus) or in the pussy. The male's foot must become lodged inside the female, he may have to attempt repeatedly. Once lodged, the male wriggles his foot out of the boot in a pleasurable way for the female. Once out he may proceed to "fuck" the boot, and yank it out. Now proceed to the nearest medical facility immediately!
Clark (Superman) has never been able to perform the Fig Bewton because he always ends up kicking right through (literally through) Jane.
by Zach P. August 18, 2006
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