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Cross Beaming

When a group of gentlemen gather in a circle and cross their dongs as if they were support beams.
Steve,Gareth,Larry and Paul were all bored so they decided to try cross beaming their wangs.
Cross Beaming by LONG DONG SILVER January 11, 2015

bermingham booty call 

When you are making sweet love to a woman, you take her phone, set it on vibrate, shove it up her ass, then call her. Then she shits it out and talks dirty to you when you skeet skeet skeet on her face!
Dylon Cantu gave Johnithan a bermingham booty call. Those two freaks!!!
The art of belming is to protrude your lower lip outwards by inserting your tongue between your lower teeth and lip and extending your tongue forwards so.

The clear implication of belming at someone is that either;

- You don't really believe a word they are saying.
- You think they're a MONG and not really worthy of proper conduct.

The act of belming can be enhanced in either of two ways, preferably both;

- Stroking the extended chin at the same time. The longer the strokes, the more you're infering that lies are being told.

- Saying the world 'belm' at the same time. Quite a difficult word to say clearly when your tongue is sticking your lower lip out, but effective all the same.
If a friend was to state "Yes, that Saturday evening really was fun. I had both Kate Moss and Linda Evangelista fighting to take me home" you would be quite within your rights to say "Oh, really..." while belming all the while.
Belming by James J. Foley February 20, 2009

Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise 

Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").

Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.
Man! Your mom's cooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!
(beem-ing)
v.
1. under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs, namely acid. Person is generally noticeably tripping hard, characterized by unintelligible speech, maniacal laughter, wide eyes, and any other noticeable "spazzing out".
2. A more palatable word for tripping.
Example 1
Friend 1: "This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively. But, if sweetness can win - and it can - then I'll still be here tomorrow, to high five you, yesterday, my friend. Peace"

Friend 2: "Cunt, you are beaming"
beaming by steinlic January 15, 2014
1. On Ecstasy pills or MDMA.
2. Having noticably dilated pupils due to Ecstasy use.
We'd been up all night and by the time we stumbled into the pub at 11 the next morning, we were still beaming.
Beaming by Fuschia 1983 January 30, 2008