When you are making sweet love to a woman, you take her phone, set it on vibrate, shove it up her ass, then call her. Then she shits it out and talks dirty to you when you skeet skeet skeet on her face!
The art of belming is to protrude your lower lip outwards by inserting your tongue between your lower teeth and lip and extending your tongue forwards so.
The clear implication of belming at someone is that either;
- You don't really believe a word they are saying.
- You think they're a MONG and not really worthy of proper conduct.
The act of belming can be enhanced in either of two ways, preferably both;
- Stroking the extended chin at the same time. The longer the strokes, the more you're infering that lies are being told.
- Saying the world 'belm' at the same time. Quite a difficult word to say clearly when your tongue is sticking your lower lip out, but effective all the same.
If a friend was to state "Yes, that Saturdayevening really was fun. I had both Kate Moss and Linda Evangelista fighting to take me home" you would be quite within your rights to say "Oh, really..." while belming all the while.
Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").
Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.
Man! Your mom'scooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!
(beem-ing)
v.
1. under the influence of hallucinogenic drugs, namely acid. Person is generally noticeably tripping hard, characterized by unintelligible speech, maniacal laughter, wide eyes, and any other noticeable "spazzing out".
2. A more palatable word for tripping.
Example 1
Friend 1: "This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively. But, if sweetness can win - and it can - then I'll still be here tomorrow, to high five you, yesterday, my friend. Peace"