batchler

A bachelor party involving mountain biking and no drunken bar hoping. Strippers are sometimes involved.

My batchler party was whack, yo!

by dpaquc May 12, 2009

Hooks in the Batcave

The act of fingering a girl. The curved finger looks like a hook and the Batcave, is, well, you know. Where all good schlongs hope to go one day.

Do you like your own Hooks in the Batcave or someone else's Hooks in the Batcave?

by BatmanLikesHooks September 11, 2009

Doing a batchy

To shoot the correct amount of bullets in a final killcam on Modern Warfare 2.

Haha, he's doing a batchy

by 1337SonOfABitch August 24, 2010

batch-ass

Someone who may not intend to be a bitch but happens to be one, or must be one.

My boss was bitchin' about dumb shit today...what a batch-ass!

by DAVID&CT August 5, 2008

Batch cloth

A cloth or rag used to mop up a batch, or load of semen, often re-used many times before washing.

That filthy Giants fan used my Patriots scarf as a batch cloth after I came on her face.

by emu47 December 31, 2008

batchuwell

the form of plowing up the butt and in the mouth at the same time. Usually a 3 sum. The point is to tare your partners entrance with your penis or dildo.

Dude 1 : hey guys nice batchuwell yesterday

Dude 2: yeah we sent tht hooker to the hospital

Dude 1 : batchuwelling is real fun

by Jerkoffface June 8, 2009

batchelder

Sexy last name other than cook

Jacob batchelder is insane at 360 no-scopes

by Peen Papi December 8, 2020