Definitions by Jerkoffface

batchuwell 

the form of plowing up the butt and in the mouth at the same time. Usually a 3 sum. The point is to tare your partners entrance with your penis or dildo.

Dude 1 : hey guys nice batchuwell yesterday

Dude 2: yeah we sent tht hooker to the hospital

Dude 1 : batchuwelling is real fun

batchuwell by Jerkoffface June 8, 2009

ponlopius 

Smelling good. Usually the hands on a blonde female. A good pick up line

Dude: your hands are ponlopius

Chick: oh thankyou wanna go out on a date

Dude: hell yes

ponlopius by Jerkoffface June 8, 2009