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bone idle bastard

Extremely lazy (and usually quite fat) waste of space. Generally work shy and quite content to sit on its fat arse all day
Hey up fatty, ya bone idle bastard. Hard day sitting on your fat arse?
by Hoo See January 2, 2018
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Bastidicy

A bastard who's stupidity is prone to life threatening idiocy
Tyler suffers from an incurable disease known as bastidicy.

The dog was being bastistic trying to get the ball which was actually a picture.
by Cupcake and Peaches August 22, 2010
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bastardball

a variant of the game of basketball where players constantly engage in physical fouls, violations, and utter disregard for the rules in an attempt to dominate possession of the ball
Tosan: Gee moite todays basketball game was tough, one bastard came and pushed me over when i didnt even have the ball
Julio: Some dickhead even poked my eye as i was going for a layout!
Araujana (nods in agreement): I know, it was a real game of "bastardball"
by El Shitha October 9, 2008
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bastos

filipino word (tagalog adjective)

translated into english:
rude, impolite, not courteous, indecent, immodest, shamless, without shame.
Steve: "Did you see Henry grabbed that girls ass while her boyfriend was right there?"

Issac: "Yea that was a bastos move."
by GeneralManager March 27, 2008
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little dick bastard

Any man who drives around all day on a Harley or in a sueped up truck that is lifted enough to look like a monster truck. Often times they will sit in a driveway and rev there engines at 2:00am when everyone else is trying to sleep. One thing that is very important is the vehicle needs to be obnoxiously loud. Doing these super masculine things makes up for there small dick.

Extreme cases include things such as testicles hanging on a trucks trailer hitch or handle bars on a motorcycle that reach 3 feet in the air (making it extremely hard to drive, yet extremely masculine). These extreme cases fall in the subcategory of baby dick bastards (or BDB for short). A BDB's dick is extremely small, much like a baby carrot.
Jim was woken up at 3am by a little dick bastard reving his motorcycle up in the middle of the night.
by beeframen101 October 16, 2008
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two timing skunk bastard

Someone who deserts their friends for slurry bitches
by danimal crush cup April 26, 2010
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uptight bastard

Someone with a lot of money who wont spend any of it.

Particularly a sports team owner or some one with unbearable amounts of money.
Ralph Wilson (Bills owner) is such an uptight bastard, he wont spend any money for good players.
by hahadudeof1997 February 1, 2010
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