Dick of the Year Award

Given when someone is being a total dick. Often awarded when someone is dicked over

"Aww, you really screwed me on that one. Way to win the Dick of the Year Award."

by Professional B.A.M.F. January 21, 2009

Lifetime Achievement Award

The standard measurement for fun. The Lifetime Achievement Award is the highest form of fun achievable.

Kev: I went to a concert last night; it was so much fun!
Rae: But was it as fun as a Lifetime Achievement Award?
Kev: Of course not.

by a chiaroscuro soul February 20, 2009

toilet seat awareness

Being cognizant to the possibility that there may be something left on the toilet seat after doing your business in the bathroom.

Vicki: There were some really gross curly hairs on the back of the toilet seat.
Del: I swear, Joe has NO toilet seat awareness. Be happy you only saw what you saw. I've seen worse.

by dviv November 12, 2011

Oscar award

the one thing leonardo dicaprio can't get

the oscar awards - where Ellen takes selfies with random celebrities

by Kat Asdfghjkl June 5, 2014

my dad is a war criminal

serbia

bosnian: haha u serbians suck!!!
serbian: my dad is a war criminal

by aaa a11a December 27, 2021

National Singles Awareness day

falls on February 14th. its what single people celebrate while there couple friends go on dates

Joe: hey how is your valentines day going?
Zach: oh i celebrate National singles awareness day. i hate the presents and stuff

by Zach Bess February 14, 2008

self awareness

The sense of always knowing where the 'X' is, as in 'You are here. (with arrow pointing to an 'X')' Especially important trait to know you have if you always seem to be finding yourself in some kind of spot, as 'X' always marks the spot. So where else would you have expected to be then? However, most people who are REALLY self aware have no clue so they continue to blame others. Once you come to understand that you have this self awareness, then you can effectively begin to accept this challenge of always being on the 'spot' because you now know where you are and can begin to constructively and successfully deal with it. Almost everyone has this self awareness, but very few are truly aware of it. These folks are also said to be 'soul searching' and look most often EVERYWHERE but inside themselves where it always resides.

I sure wish she'd show more self awareness. She excuses it as she's 'soul searching' but quite often I don't think she even knows what planet she's on.

by ORD ELLIS September 14, 2007