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the force awakens

a low budget Indie movie that will become a small cult classic in 17 years or so
Frank: Man the force awakens was such a cool movie!
Jim: Watching movies that no one has seen doesn't make you cool, Frank
by Hans Macgrueber May 2, 2016
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awareness

Another word for intellegence used in the middle-class ghetto.
"He has very little awareness."
"Indeed."
by Alex Quantashassle June 24, 2005
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The rude awakening

slap soemone across the face with your penis
by jako_and_adam May 15, 2007
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awakeness

To describe how awake one is.
Person: I don't think I have the awakeness to understand this right now
by Sammixx May 22, 2016
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Awakeness

The state of being awake. Awakeness can we taken away or given depending on the situation wether getting sleep and gaining it or losing it in a boring class.
Maths today drained all of the awakeness out of me
by Snhojtap13 October 4, 2019
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Awareness

Spread it around. Like herpes at Woodstock.

Iam "I don't know what to tell you my guy. How can you not see how your awareness oh my whole deal over here is a little disconcerting? You clearly read the whole deal and you, likely, know more about it that I do. That needs to change. I'm not just going to sit quiet and drone away I'm the salt mines."

Hym "So, we did what he said we should do. What would he have us do? Find a person high in trait agreeableness? Outsource our problem? Person high in trait agreeableness found. Problem outsourced. Your suggestion worked great didn't it? If you're hard pressed to give somebody some info on why I've had people quoting me for the last 15 years and I have people leaning over pizza counters to discreetly take my picture. Holding 2 phones in their hands so they can try and record me without me noticing. You know how many people I've heard in the last week call out their position on the phone in proximity to me? More than I have ever heard in my life. What are the chance of that? Statistically. I know you're an evidence guy so you tell me."
Iam "Alright... Let's just cool it a little... I don't think I'm asking for a lot. And I've already proven that you're not doing what you think you're doing. I just want to know who I aggregating behind my back to gather information on me."

Hym "They only understand punishment. They want to punish 'Evil'. We are that. You know me. If you left it up to me would say 'Well, if they want an actionable offense for which to punish me; then shit I'll give them one!' and then that would be the end of it. And YOU are a people pleaser. If they give you the word you'd do alone with it."

Iam "I don't want to do that..."

Hym "They are never going to stop. They will do this till they day you die. Their awareness is a cage from which they will never release us."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2022
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fizzical awareness

noun: mind-blowing feeling of excitement and happiness upon entering a large social event such as a concert, sporting event or party where the activity and people around produce elevated heart rate and high sensory stimulation
Upon entering the concert arena, he felt an acute sense of fizzical awareness as he heard the music and saw the people cheering wildly.
by pPOSH October 16, 2010
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