Asscheeks

Slang to call someone or something that looks like booty, and not the good kind. We’re talking that cottage cheesey, cellulite, fat homegirl ass you can find checking out at Register 12 in Wal-Mart type asscheeks.

Steve: @RealVergilSnow looks like asscheeks, dawg.
Mark: Yeah, I bet he’s a Vergin. Ain’t nobody gettin’ laid lookin’ like asscheeks.

by LouSassle March 6, 2020

asshead

someone relly dumb, stupid or annoting

"no assheads allowed!!! that means you Milo!!! you asshead!!!" - - - the Oblongs

by abbi mazz April 10, 2003

Asshat

An idoit of epic porportions. Usually resides in forums or most online games. They can easilly be mistaken for noobs, but there is only a slight difference. Asshats seem to be more of a pestering noob than one that you meet for a short period of time. See chode.

Inderpaul is an asshat.

by Zim Santos January 23, 2007

asscheap

The combination of the words ass and cheap. Something that is as cheap as an ass (very cheap).

Man, yous rhymes is asscheap nigga.
That tripe ass bitch was asscheap.

by JV4LIFE September 30, 2003

Asshat

A person, regardless of gender, who is so much of an ass that they wear their ass proudly upon their head, a literal crown to the glory that is their assholyness.

"Phil is such an Asshat..."
"Yeah, I hate that guy..."

-Everyone ever.

by BigFudge07 May 14, 2015

Asshat

When your head is so far up your own ass that you wear it like a hat!

You not see what is before you, because you are such an asshat!

by TashDoll August 24, 2015

Asshat

(noun)-Somebody who is being a complete jerk to everybody, and is uncontrollable.
It's almost as if they have an invisible hat that says, "I'm an ass!". Hence, asshat.

(Plural: Asshats: A group of uncontrollable asses, usually young, immature boys, who are being complete jerks to everyone.

Phil, quit being an asshat and get your act together!

(Plural)-Tom and his buddies are being real asshats today.

by The Hankerchief January 4, 2009