Asif

A boy who is sexy and has a lovely personality.

Example:I have a boyfriend called asif 😍
He is just right.

by Jamzirah December 26, 2019

assface

Someone who's face looks like an ass

Shut up, assface.....oh, and by the way, Happy Mothers Day...... Assface

by Yournamey Macgee December 4, 2002

aasif

Usually confused with the word "office"
Really, try saying it like 3 times in a row!

Me: Try saying Aasif three times in a row!
You: Why!?
Me: DO IT.
You: Aasif! Aasif! Office!
Me: Hahahhahaha
You: oops!...
Me: Hahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha

by A person! Oh no! June 18, 2008

Assfoot

Assfoot is what happens when Dad finds you masturbating while peeping through a hole in the downstairs shower, to your mom, sister, cousins, etc., anyone with ass, cunt, and tits.

Assfoot is when Dad sticks his foot up your ass for peeping tomism.

by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009

Assifier

A butt-plug.

Check out Stan's new Assifier! It's the biggest butt-plug I've ever seen!

by bler33 September 9, 2010

AssFink

A term used to describe anyone you don't like, someone who thinks they have an idea of what they're doing but they really dont have a fucking clue, someone who talks behind your back, sumone who has sum sucky ass come backs and is really dumb, or is just a complete asshole etc... This is a VERY flexible word

Wow I can't beleive Susy talked about me to my OWN best friend.. what a fucking AssFink!

by ManDa PanDa-- inspired by LizzY BiZZy April 28, 2005

assfog

A, real shitty word if you ask me...some say it means when you blow a fart the green cloud that results

When that dude farted I saw his assfog

by Anonymous July 30, 2003