Asian dick

Yet another delicious Asian dish.

After trying Asian dick, she now loves Asian food.

by SamBissell July 13, 2023

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Asian Parents

Strictest parents ever. Hates grades less than an A, always think you are stupid when you aren't thought something, makes you imitate everything they do, and acts surprised when they teach you something bad. They hate giving you any amount of freedom, and must only let you use electronics on Friday and Saturday.

Here is how they grade grades:
A-Good, but still slaps you in the face
B-Vigourous beating
C-Starves you to near death
D-No food or sleep for a month
F-Bullet to the face and/or decapitation and/or slams your head into a wall
Asian parents are also racist and have hyperinflated superiority complexes.
Also, the irony is, they only want you to have a good life, but they ruin your life by controlling you like a ragdoll

Asian parents
Dad:Report Card!
Me:*Whimpers*
Dad:A B!!!!!!!
Me:*takes a baton to the face*

Mom: Who are you dating!
Me: Jessica
Mom: A white chick!
Me: *Barely dodges a bullet*

by lolzernone121 March 12, 2015

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asian fail

Getting a test score below 90%.

With the possibilty of being dissowned by your asian parents.

Usually used by girls in mostly asian schools (eg: mac.rob).

1:
Girls talking:

girl 1 (asian): omg!! i got 88% on my maths test!!!

girl 2(asian): omg!! that's soo bad!!

girl 3(white): *sighs* asian fail...

2:
girl 1(asian):my mum's gonna kill - i got real shit on my test!!!

girl 2(asian): i know!! 88% is my worst score EVER!!! we've sooo failed...

by zabiiy March 4, 2009

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Sticky Asian

When you bust a fat load in ya girl’s eyes and then they look back at you squinting.

“Last night I gave Julie a nice Sticky Asian. She wasn't as amused as I was.”

I came all in this girls eyes the other night and she said “Oh no not the Sticky Asian.”

by NeverTrustAFart February 21, 2021

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asian fail

To not get an A in a class. Some asians hold themselves to high standards, and anything less than an A is considered "failing".
A term often used at thomas jefferson.

omg! i asian failed that physics test and got a B+... now I'll never get into NOVA

by the PlNK September 7, 2005

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asian andy

OG Ice Poseidon associate/friend with balls the size of a basketball( watch CX factor on YouTube for supplementary information). He is ranked number one amongst all Andy's in terms of air time, and cumulative clout from his numerous content laden exploits.

Asian Andy is a reliable friend and dependable source of content.

by What arm thing? February 8, 2018

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